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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 06:59 PM
 
12-04-2003 is the best poster ever
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 06:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TaBlah555:
*grabs hans butt in the panic*
i knew you <3ed me :-* __________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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jbp26
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posted December 04, 2003 07:00 PM
wtf
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:00 PM
jimmysdadnaked (7:01:16 PM): i cant scroll down to the close optionslol this thread is too  even for me __________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:00 PM
SurfNSki4Real: jimmysdadnaked (7:01:16 PM): i cant scroll down to the close optionsOWNT
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Zoelef!
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posted December 04, 2003 07:00 PM
Mr. Ashcroft will not be pleased with this latest 'incident.'That is all.
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Shadow88
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posted December 04, 2003 07:01 PM
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Originally posted by jbp26:
wtf
try to close it mang __________________
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:01 PM
in b4 closeand b& __________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:01 PM
kekekek CLOSEDBITCHES
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Speed Demon
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posted December 04, 2003 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by jbp26:
wtf
lol, 2 confused moderators  .
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:02 PM
jimmysdadnaked (7:03:13 PM): did it just reopen itself?words cant express how awesome this thread in __________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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jbp26
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posted December 04, 2003 07:02 PM
The thread just reopened itself after I locked it.he;lp
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:02 PM
post #100 for me in this thread
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Kluckers
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posted December 04, 2003 07:03 PM
ugh. nvm.__________________
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TheGame
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posted December 04, 2003 07:03 PM
Not closed yet... LIVE THREAD!!! LIVE!! __________________
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:03 PM
is this closed?
edit - no
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People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
[Edited 1 times, lastly by HanSolo6385 on December 04, 2003]
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jbp26
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posted December 04, 2003 07:04 PM
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Originally posted by TheGame:
Not closed yet... LIVE THREAD!!! LIVE!!
I just closed it again. OMG.
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:04 PM
What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.
What other colors of poop are possible?
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.
What is the cause of yellow poop?
According to Michael F., one cause of this is Gilbert's Syndrome. "I have a benign condition known as Gilbert's Syndrome. It affects quite a few people, males mostly, in their teens+. It is a deficiency in the liver where red blood cells are broken down. I was informed when this was diagnosed that the broken down blood cells is what gives poop a lot of its color. People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't process as many blood cells - or not as fast - and their poop tends to be pale brown or yellow from the lower quantity of discarded red blood cell matter. This is especially true if there is less matter in your intestines (i.e., on a diet - as I have noticed) to remove the excess blood cells. Very frightening until you determine what is causing it. Gilbert's is a totally benign thing that doesn't harm anyone, although when a person is sick they can turn yellowish as if jaundiced, but it is not jaundice."
Another cause of yellow poop is a giardia infection. Giardia are tiny Protozoan parasites that can invade the intestines and result in severe yellow diarrhea. It is a dangerous and contagious affliction that doctors are obligated to report to the Center for Disease Control.
What is the cause of green poop?
(Question submitted by ap, CrAzYMiC98 and several others)
I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:
Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).
Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.
Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron). Why is bird poop white?
(Question submitted by Sarah Beth)
Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it. Why do dogs (and other animals) eat poop?
Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes, dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud, only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Another reason that animals such as dogs and flies eat poop is that poop contains a certain amount of protein. Dogs are particularly fond of cat poop because cat poop is high in protein. I had a friend with a dog and a cat, and he never had to clean the kitty litter. The dog took care of it.
Are there people who eat poop?
Yes, we all have, at one point or another. One of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread is through the consumption of food and water contaminated with feces. This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.
But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. In rare instances, people with severe developmental and psychological disorders practice pica, the consumption of non-food items, including coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. The behavior may also be observed among very young toddlers. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name. Some people who practice sexual coprophagy say that only a lover's poop is good to eat; all other poop (including their own) makes them gag.
I have personally known only one person who ate poop on purpose, and she only did it once, when she was about four years old. She says she was curious about what it tasted like. When asked what poop does taste like, she replies, "About like you'd expect."
By the way, for all of you who are wondering, the author of this page does NOT eat poop.
Can you get sick from eating poop?
(Question submitted by Wendell)
Yes, you can definitely get sick from eating poop, even in minute quantities! Although urine emerges sterile from the body (unless the person has an infection), poop emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, such as the notorious tapeworm, can be spread through deliberate or accidental ingestion of poop.
There are some parasites, such as pinworms, who depend on people eating their own poop to keep the population up. Pinworms are small nematodes that live in the colon. The females emerge from the anus at night to lay their eggs. Their activity makes the anal area itch. The person scratches the itch (often doing so in his sleep), procuring a small amount of fecal matter and eggs under his fingernails, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. Once the eggs are consumed, the person is infected with a new generation of pinworms.
I have read that almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don't do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them. What causes diarrhea?
(Question submitted by Travis)
Diarrhea is caused by irritation in the intestines, resulting in the bowel passing its contents too fast for the water to be absorbed. There can be several causes, including infection by bacteria or viruses, irritation caused by unfamiliar foods, food allergies, chronic illnesses such as inflammatory bowel disease, lactose intolerance, medications, and nervousness. If it's a persistant problem, don't mess around - see a doctor.
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Shadow88
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posted December 04, 2003 07:04 PM
lole, no__________________
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TheGame
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posted December 04, 2003 07:05 PM
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:05 PM
Do most people wipe their left-over poop standing up or while sitting on the pot, and are there gender differences? (Question submitted by ICEMAN)
This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. (Marko wrote to ask, "Am I the only person who wipes standing up? Surely not...") There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world.
In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet.
In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose.
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:06 PM
hay guys sup in this thread__________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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puregoblinboy47
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posted December 04, 2003 07:07 PM
nmh. Its the sugestions one that rulez all.__________________
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TaBlah555
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posted December 04, 2003 07:08 PM
Yo, girl you taste like a Cinnabun
So sweet from the thighs to the cheek
Sex on the beach, check the size of my meat; call me the butcher
Ludacris King Ding-a-Ling sheet smusher
Sweet street pusher, give me that gusher
Nasty stuff - look up - I took her
Ran out of liquor (time to re-up!)
Here comes her ***** (who gives a ****!)
Rap fame and plat' thangs they can't hang
I mack dames and pack thangs and act strange
Jang-a-ling dang-a-ling oh no they can't stop
Take it to the floor back up and then drop
Effervescent.. time time's of the essence
Make 'em undress in less than three seconds
So *****s keep steppin *****s keep slobbin
Sex as a weapon, clothes that I slept in
Streets keep mobbin, thieves keep robbin
Get two in yoor butt, three to your noggin
Creepin and crawlin, I'm incogneg'
Can't catch the balls then you in the wrong league
Let a dog breathe, watch a pimp walk
Shut yo' *** up when you hear a pimp talk
Friskier dreams, Krispier Kremes
You lookin mighty fine in them jeans
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HanSolo6385
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posted December 04, 2003 07:08 PM
hey marshall how is ur cereal__________________
People think it's easy being a super genius, but they don't understand how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."Liberals like weed and hallucinogens. Conservatives lean towards perscription drugs. But everyone likes beer. Hooray Beer!" -Chuck (I <3 U, you genius)
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