posted November 02, 2009 06:53 AM            

There are just a couple rules.

Each thread will be open for questions for 2 days. After this time, I will ask that no more questions are asked, then close the thread once the subject has answered all of their questions.

Please, no more than 5 questions from any 1 person at a time. We don't want anyone to be overwhelmed with a ton of questions.

Follow-up questions are strongly encouraged.

This thread is for asking questions only! Please, take the idle chit-chat elsewhere.

Anyone interested in participating as a victim of MOTL's relentless interrogations, please send me a Private Message asking to be added to the list. Note that by signing up, you agree to answer all of the questions asked of you, except those deemed inappropriate (such as asking the age of minors due to problems with child protection laws, personal information such as phone numbers, physical address, etc.)

Interviews will be done in the order that people request to sign up. Figure that there will be 2 interviews per week, generally started on Monday and Wednesday. If you notice that you will be due up at a time when you will be unavailable due to that pesky real life I hear so much about, please contact me privately to arrange to be interviewed at a more convenient time.

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posted November 02, 2009 06:55 AM            

2.- which MtG color best describes you, not your fav. color. and why?

3.- pic of yourself

4.- Why do you stalk people and their lists to try and get what you want/need???

posted November 02, 2009 08:47 PM            

1.)how much do you make per month by dealing?

2.)what is the most lopsided trade you have ever done?

3.)how many set of P9s do you have?

4.)what is your take on Baneslayers? (will they go up/down/stay)

5.)if Coolio decided to give you a hug, will you open your arms wide?

posted November 02, 2009 10:23 PM            

so, you say you are a dealer huh..

name me the NA regional TOs that you've worked with, and for what event, and where they're located.

what do you consider a "large event" and how many of those have you worked? oh, dates and specific events please.

you really think you can consider yourself a dealer with this type of haves? with things like..

• TSN Moonlace x4
• RA Autochthon Wurm
• TSN Kher Keep x2

what do you estimate your collection is worth? what was it at it's peak? pics?

as for your thread.. it got old.. or were you getting your face kicked in too hard? be honest.. thread deletion is usually a sign of being pwned and too embarrassed to let everyone else see it.

what made you think you, with no experience nor any idea how this website works, that you could just stroll in here and try to "Set up"?

per http://www.magictraders.com/ubb/Forum12/HTML/016733-2.html

name me all the dealers you know that has experience to put me to shame.. with them verifying they agree with your assessment.

did you ever grow out of the idiotic 5 yr old phase and learn a phrase other than "nub" which is slang for a doorknob, not the intended meaning or implication of noob as you imply.

are you as scrubtastic as I believe you to be? or are you beyond even my astoundingly capable mind to imagine the biggest putz ever?

you obviously dont wear a cups.. how's the groin?

what would be your acceptance speech for winning the "being on the wrong end of a massive pwnage award 09"?

do you have the balls to go to a public poll on how badly I completely pwn you in every single thread?

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posted November 02, 2009 11:40 PM            

Speaking of washed-up hip-hop artists, do you know what Nickelodeon show Coolio did the theme for?

posted November 03, 2009 12:44 AM            

What car do you drive?

posted November 03, 2009 05:15 AM            

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Originally posted by Nder:
Please, no more than 5 questions from any 1 person at a time.

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Come on Coolio, thats like 12 questions lol.

posted November 03, 2009 05:35 AM            

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Originally posted by Myy:
1.- what is your favorite MtG artist and why?

2.- which MtG color best describes you, not your fav. color. and why?

3.- pic of yourself

4.- Why do you stalk people and their lists to try and get what you want/need???

5.-your detailed view of slivers.

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1.- what is your favorite MtG artist and why?

Id have to say Ed Beard Jr. as Ive been friends with him for 8+ years and is cool as hell! =)

2.- which MtG color best describes you, not your fav. color. and why?

Id have to say green/black for when I was playing, I created the original Rock deck with a regenerating pernicous deed using revives and restocks)

I won many a touranment with that deck! =)

3.- pic of yourself

I have 2 of them but there is nowhere on this site to post it.

If you are a single female, I can email it to you! =)

4.- Why do you stalk people and their lists to try and get what you want/need???

Stalk?

I dont stalk, I do get annoyed that traders try to make me uneven trades to where I would be losing money using the all mighty MOTL price guide.

Most traders dont realize that the MOTL price guide is based off of a buyers market (Ebay), as opposed to cardsharks/findmagiccards.com market which is a sellers market.

5.-your detailed view of slivers.[/B][/QUOTE]

A couple of engineered plagues kills slivers while my old rock deck would decimate it.

lol

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Originally posted by Eatatjoes:
1. Has anyone ever accepted one of your crazy offers?

Many people have and they are [b]not crazy offers.

2. How long do you think you'll be an active motl member before you get banned for spamming?[/B]

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Um, since when is posting offers, spamming?

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Originally posted by junichi:
i've heard you are a dealer, and i am curious of the following:

1.)how much do you make per month by dealing?

[b]It all depends on what I move in a month, and how often I visit conventions/game stores!

2.)what is the most lopsided trade you have ever done?

Id have to say there was a trade I did at Gencon one year that netted me a Mint Beta Time Walk for $30-$50 worth of jank. It was fun! =)

3.)how many set of P9s do you have?

I tend to not work with P9 as it takes near forever for me to move it out!

4.)what is your take on Baneslayers? (will they go up/down/stay)

Markets on anything always fluctuate, it all depends on the supply/demand of us traders.

I know when I go to conventions, Ive bought fetch lands for like $2 each! (I love it when I do that)

I could prolly do the same with baneslayers! =)

Otherwise, on cardshark, if I had any, I would have the sold at around $50 each, which is why I buy that at $25-$30.

5.)if Coolio decided to give you a hug, will you open your arms wide?

If a hug included a kick in the nuts, then yeah prolly! lol

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Originally posted by stu55:
You are a dealer? Really? (that is my question btw, cause you seem to be a fake dealer)

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What would you consider to be a dealer?

A dealer can be defined as many things

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Originally posted by coolio:
do you truly think you can one-up me on motl?

[b]With all the posts Ive made against you, I was merely making ones that I know would provoke you to respond with a funny post.

Everyone here knows youre not a true nublet but I laugh every time you make a post as we both know we dont mean what we post.....kinda! lol

so, you say you are a dealer huh..

name me the NA regional TOs that you've worked with, and for what event, and where they're located.

Ive been to so many shows, I hardly remember anyones name unless theyve been friends with me for years.

I dont play magic.

what do you consider a "large event" and how many of those have you worked? oh, dates and specific events please.

A large event to me is like a week long convention. (Origins/Gencon) Ive been to every Origins and Gencon event since 2000, mostly each PTQ in Indy, however since I live in Canada now, its harder for me to get to the events now as I no longer have a passport, but when I regain it, Ill be there again! =)

you really think you can consider yourself a dealer with this type of haves? with things like..

• TSN Moonlace x4
• RA Autochthon Wurm
• TSN Kher Keep x2

and that kinda junk?

Those cards are listed just because I had bought a collection and those cards were just in it.

Thats the only reason those cards were on it.

I dont like dealing in super high value cards as they end up harder and longer to move out.

what do you estimate your collection is worth? what was it at it's peak? pics?

On cardshark, the collection as a whole is worth over $500.

Ill admit that Im not a major dealer as I would like to be but Im still working on it. =)

Ill have a wider collection base once I get back from a convention.

as for your thread.. it got old.. or were you getting your face kicked in too hard? be honest.. thread deletion is usually a sign of being pwned and too embarrassed to let everyone else see it.

I just got tired of provoking you.

I really dont care what you think of me in general but it was fun while it lasted! lol

what made you think you, with no experience nor any idea how this website works, that you could just stroll in here and try to "Set up"?

per http://www.magictraders.com/ubb/Forum12/HTML/016733-2.html

I have seen many dealers do this so why not?

name me all the dealers you know that has experience to put me to shame.. with them verifying they agree with your assessment.

Eric Horn and Jim Bruso, among many others that I can remember.

did you ever grow out of the idiotic 5 yr old phase and learn a phrase other than "nub" which is slang for a doorknob, not the intended meaning or implication of noob as you imply.

I really didnt care, nublet

are you as scrubtastic as I believe you to be? or are you beyond even my astoundingly capable mind to imagine the biggest putz ever?

Beyond

you obviously dont wear a cups.. how's the groin?

Its hard to damage someone with balls of adamantium.

what would be your acceptance speech for winning the "being on the wrong end of a massive pwnage award 09"?

Id like to thank the immense Nublet "Coolio" for being who he is.

do you have the balls to go to a public poll on how badly I completely pwn you in every single thread?

Um, whatever, nublet!

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quote:

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Originally posted by daner:
Is this the first ever interview where you have been berated?

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This is my first interview that I had cared to post in!

As for being berated, I feel thats just jealousy!

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Originally posted by Tranderas:
How does it feel to get rocked by a guy named after a washed-up hip-hop artist?

[b]I only have 4 letters to say about this question "LMAO!"

Speaking of washed-up hip-hop artists, do you know what Nickelodeon show Coolio did the theme for?

Nope

If you're this easy to troll on a magic forum on the internet, how do you expect to make it in the cutthroat world of real-life dealing?[/B]

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I have many times and will continue to do so!

I really dont care what people think of me, as long as the cards keep trailing back to me!

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Originally posted by Mr.C:
Are you going to answer any of the questions?

[b]I am now, I just woke up! =)

What car do you drive?

Volkswagon Jetta

What car do you want to drive?[/B]

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GTO twin turbo! (Grand Turismo type) 900 hps, drools

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Originally posted by Keaner:
Come on Coolio, thats like 12 questions lol.

Drag that pwnage out over a couple of "follow up" posts

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Youre also a nublet joining Coolio!

posted November 03, 2009 06:38 AM            

Why would you volunteer to be interviewed knowing your going to be shark food?

posted November 03, 2009 07:02 AM            

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posted November 03, 2009 07:11 AM            

I just know the guy and have seen him trade.

I know that he knows what he is doing.

Just because hes a bad trader doesnt mean I am one.

posted November 03, 2009 07:27 AM            

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posted November 03, 2009 07:28 AM            

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Originally posted by quasargaming:
I was answering a question.

I just know the guy and have seen him trade.

I know that he knows what he is doing.

Just because hes a bad trader doesnt mean I am one.

QG

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So you don't think that the fact that you associate with rippers and scammers reflects at all on yourself?

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Originally posted by quasargaming:
I do get annoyed that traders try to make me uneven trades to where I would be losing money using the all mighty MOTL price guide.

Most traders dont realize that the MOTL price guide is based off of a buyers market (Ebay), as opposed to cardsharks/findmagiccards.com market which is a sellers market.

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So are you the pot or the kettle in this scenario?

Do you think that people using the MOTL price guide is worse than a scammer who values their cards much higher simply because they have them, as in your Kokusho being worth $9, but mine being only worth $5?

How could you possibly have created the original Rock deck if you don't play Magic?

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posted November 03, 2009 07:35 AM            

quote:

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Originally posted by Havoc Demon:
Does you honestly think anyone is going to believe that you created The Rock?

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Well, I created it when apocalypse was released so you tell me.

Do you really think it matters what you think?

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Originally posted by nderdog:
So you don't think that the fact that you associate with rippers and scammers reflects at all on yourself?

No, it would be like you knowing a ripper or bad trader.

What would it matter if I know one or not?

So are you the pot or the kettle in this scenario?

I like pot more than anything in a kettle, so I pick pot! =)

Do you think that people using the MOTL price guide is worse than a scammer who values their cards much higher simply because they have them, as in your Kokusho being worth $9, but mine being only worth $5?

Shrugs, maybe you are in the game to lose money, or you just dont care if you do but I am not

How could you possibly have created the original Rock deck if you don't play Magic?

I did play at one time, the last time I played was when apocalypse was released.

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posted November 03, 2009 07:54 AM            

Created the original rock huh? when you later point out, you dont play? some inconsistency in your story there dont you think?

as for your reference to motl guide being buyer market, and cardshark and findmagiccards, a sellers', we know this, but what makes you think you are the only one capable of trying to pull the "dealer" stunt, and trying to get the edge in trading, and the other person cant reflect this on you?
where is your logic that you are the only one who can do that? in a community, not a store no less.

so, how much DO you move in a month? what was your max at any time over the last..oh.. several years you ever "dealt"?

your lopsided trade, you sure it wasnt CE? if not, how bad a liar do you think you are, and how many ppl do you really think believe you?

what's your excuse for completely dodging the baneslayer question? "Markets on anything always fluctuate, yaddah yaddah" Go to conventions.. you really think you can but baneslayers for $2?

wow, so, you like getting kicked in the sack? some sort of fetish?

given you consider me a "nublet", give us your definition of a dealer, o high and mighty *GAG* experienced trader

as for provoking me making funny posts.. sure.. they're all at your expense, and your reputation, so what do I care? I'm bored at work, it's something to do, it's amusing for the mass majority of motl, and it's nothing outside the norm of me, but I guess we're establishing a norm for you now? laughing stock of motl?
so, am I, or am I not a nublet? and are you aware that everyone takes you for a fool?

sooo many shows, hardly remember anyones names huh? seems like a cop-out to me. Really? there's only a few major ones.. it shouldnt be TOO hard to come up with *ONE* name is it?

gee, default response to defining a "large event", pretty subpar of a response. so, now you live in canada, and have no passport.. uh.. some loopholes in your story.

so, you think higher value cards are harder to move out, or you blowing more gas out of your ass again? what do you consider "super high value"

so your collection is $500, uh.. pretty subpar for a "dealer"

so, tired of provoking me? and yet you sign up for an interview thread to get slammed? I call shennanigans on that, and point out again, you're just a chickens%^@, got beat down mercilessly, and ran with your tail tucked between your legs. Fair estimate?

so you see many dealers set up here? really? we've ran every one of those off the site, those that stayed, adapted, and buy at a higher number than they do in person, care to explain?

Bringing up eric horn is amusing.. given that..o.. he comes to me every 2 yrs to have my friend upkeep his site.. and he asked for my help before he was banned on a number of issues.. and I was the one he went to for advice on a range of things pertaining to dealing and motl. you're fail? I think so. As for Jim, sure, jim's got more exp than anyone else in the biz, but do you really know him? doubt it. so, name me some more, 2 is hardly sufficient

congratz to regressing back to a 5 yr old, again!

So, you just confirmed you're a bigger putz than I envision, congratz?

and I'm touched you'd thank me for completely pwning you and putting you in your place, last dash for locking up the pwnage award?

do you think anyone else actually believes that being berated, is an indication of my jealousy? and if so, of WHAT? I already commented that if my collection were to look like yours, i'd jump out a window and slit my throat on the way down.

As for your assessment of your collection worth, in a sellers forum, where they randomly make up numbers, do you think it's a bit bloated? say by like, o, 100% of that of the buyers market? Doesnt that make your collection worth, in actuality, as dicated by a buyers market, $250? And isnt that how we assess the worth of anything in an open market? the willingness of the buyer to pay the price for a product?

have you realized by now, you're stuck on a 1 lane highway with no shoulder, and the rest of us are all driving big rigs?

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edit: what's gonna be your excuse for ducking outta this one? got bored of it too? (and possibly sooner than your last fail?) you cant delete this one, not the OP, sucka

addendum: per nder's post below, you really still dont think he thinks you're an complete dipstick as well? this being on top of being flat out img tagged by slinga as an utter failure too.

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posted November 03, 2009 07:59 AM            

Since you have made a reference to pot, is that the reason that you seem to have an IQ rivaled only by garden tools?

Be honest. Are you here to deal, or just to see how many people you can annoy before you get banned for being too stupid to MOTL?

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posted November 03, 2009 08:02 AM            

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Originally posted by quasargaming:
Youre also a nublet joining Coolio!

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"Please, no more than 5 questions from any 1 person at a time. We don't want anyone to be overwhelmed with a ton of questions."

Yes, clearly I am the "nublet" for trying to enforce the rules of the post.

posted November 03, 2009 08:04 AM            

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Originally posted by nderdog:
How do you reconcile your annoyance with people trying to make money off of you with your miserable attempts to rip people off?

Its funny how many of you make cracks at my list, yet everyone else are trying to sell using top dollar values.

Are you a textbook closet-case self-loather, or just upset that other people dare to do what you're doing?

If they can, Im not stopping them nor am I posting on their list telling them how crappy their prices are either.

Since you have made a reference to pot, is that the reason that you seem to have an IQ rivaled only by garden tools?

Thats your opinion!

Be honest. Are you here to deal, or just to see how many people you can annoy before you get banned for being too stupid to MOTL?

Is being annoying against the rules?

Secondly, who are you to call someone stupid?

Unless I do a bad trade or otherwise majorly break a rule, I am doing nothing wrong.

Like I always say, if you dont like my prices, Im so sorry.......for you! =)

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posted November 03, 2009 08:11 AM            

do you not understand that any and all rules can be subject to change without notice? and is open to interpretation by the mods? do you not also understand, how annoyance can be viewed as spam, and you can be disciplined as appropriately determined by any mod? do you also know, the admin of this site will not admolish any mod's actions publically, and 99.99999999% of instances, field rulings will be upheld? tread carefully.

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edit: Happy Keaner? 5 questions =P

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posted November 03, 2009 08:12 AM            

Do you realize that you're about the only one who gets piled on over crappy prices? Does that not tell you that you're clearly doing something extremely badly?

I am the person smart enough to know that when a single person is getting overloaded with multiple complaints about ridiculous tactics and flat-out obnoxious "offers" that only a brain-dead monkey would accept and yet they still stick around and insist that they belong here is someone who's intelligence is highly suspect at best. Do you really think that you aren't acting extremely stupid?

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posted November 03, 2009 08:16 AM            

"Id have to say there was a trade I did at Gencon one year that netted me a Mint Beta Time Walk for $30-$50 worth of jank. It was fun! =)"

"I know when I go to conventions, Ive bought fetch lands for like $2 each! (I love it when I do that)"

So back to my question you answered with those statements: You are a ripper, the worst kind of dealer correct?

posted November 03, 2009 08:18 AM            

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Originally posted by stu55:
That just makes you appear even worse...and Bruso, well, what is your name and I will call him and confirm that you actually know him...

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stu, that's too easy, all he needs is to tell you any word in our english language for someone who's berated as having lower than avg intelligence, and jim'd be like.."oh yeah, I know plenty of those!"

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