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daner
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The best flavor text is a meme of Patrick Stewart with a quote "Use th force, Harry" ~ Gandalf...and above it a saying "How to **** off 4 groups of nerds at once".
 
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Fifth Wanderlust:

"How terrible to wander wishing only to escape oneself."
—Taysir

Horrible Hordes:

"Few are able to underestimate the hordes."

We can all agree, this pretty much ends the discussion?

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Schwingzilla on April 09, 2013]

 
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I've always been partial to Raging Goblin;
"He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged."

Followed closely by the use of Coleridge's 'The Rime of the Ancient Mariner' on Scathe Zombies;
"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,
Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;
It had been strange, even in a dream,
To have seen those dead men rise."

 
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I always liked Ekundu Cyclops.

"Big one I,
One big eye.
One-eye see
Two-eye die"

 
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"In fire there is the spark of chaos and destruction, the seed of life. In ice there is perfect tranquility, perfect order, and the silence of death."
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Pail42:
I miss the real-world poetry flavor text that used to show up occasionally.

Werebear, Root Greevil is close though


Glad someone mentioned Root Greevil. It makes me laugh every time.

 
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Wheel of Torture

"I'd like to buy a bowel"

 
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Akroma, Angel of Wrath:

"No Rest. No Mercy. No matter what."

 
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Fodder cannon
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
 
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Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

B.F.M
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"—Arna Kennerüd, skyknight

 
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Goblin Spy
"Isn't he on our side?"
"Yep."
"Why's he spyin' on us?"
"Don't ask."

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Koby on April 09, 2013]
 
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Squirrel Wrangler ~ "Gnawed to death. Bad way to go."

~MM

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carrion beetles
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
 
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My current favorite is devour flesh from gatecrash:


His twisted mind concluded that if he was what he ate, and he wanted to stay human, . . .

 
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I like the Abyss:
"An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss." (Ernest Renan, Souvenirs d'Enfance et de Jeunesse)

What's is cool is that this was written by a French priest who, after a crisis of faith, turned to secular historical and philosophical criticism.

I feel that this background really gives a greater depth to the magic card, in that we can imagine the nihilism Renan is imagining in light of his broken faith. And this is represented by the constant, unavoidable killing of the magic card.

But alas! 'Clever' wear-bear puns are preferred to historical flavor text. Wouldn't want to get in the way of 'world-building'...

 
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quote:
Originally posted by angryshrub:
I like the Abyss:
"An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss." (Ernest Renan, Souvenirs d'Enfance et de Jeunesse)

What's is cool is that this was written by a French priest who, after a crisis of faith, turned to secular historical and philosophical criticism.

I feel that this background really gives a greater depth to the magic card, in that we can imagine the nihilism Renan is imagining in light of his broken faith. And this is represented by the constant, unavoidable killing of the magic card.

But alas! 'Clever' wear-bear puns are preferred to historical flavor text. Wouldn't want to get in the way of 'world-building'...


as Renan followed this nihilistic path, leaving the ineffable existential ramifications of his broken faith behind, perhaps he encountered a werebear that jokingly said 'hey, I'm exercising my right to bear arms.'
Think about it.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by angryshrub:
I like the Abyss:
"An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss." (Ernest Renan, Souvenirs d'Enfance et de Jeunesse)

What's is cool is that this was written by a French priest who, after a crisis of faith, turned to secular historical and philosophical criticism.

I feel that this background really gives a greater depth to the magic card, in that we can imagine the nihilism Renan is imagining in light of his broken faith. And this is represented by the constant, unavoidable killing of the magic card.

But alas! 'Clever' wear-bear puns are preferred to historical flavor text. Wouldn't want to get in the way of 'world-building'...


Realworld quotes like this are fine (and should appear more). Werebear is radder though.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by angryshrub:
I like the Abyss:
"An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss." (Ernest Renan, Souvenirs d'Enfance et de Jeunesse)

What's is cool is that this was written by a French priest who, after a crisis of faith, turned to secular historical and philosophical criticism.

I feel that this background really gives a greater depth to the magic card, in that we can imagine the nihilism Renan is imagining in light of his broken faith. And this is represented by the constant, unavoidable killing of the magic card.

But alas! 'Clever' wear-bear puns are preferred to historical flavor text. Wouldn't want to get in the way of 'world-building'...


Dude...

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Don't underestimate the aerodynamic qualities of the common goblin.
-goblin grenade

One of the first flavor texts I read. Will always have a warm place for it in my heart

 
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Fodder Cannon.

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It's the only flavor text I can remember from a Magic card and has been my favorite for 15 years now.

King Cheetah

If you find youself and a friend being chased by a king cheetah, you have but once chance: Trip your friend. -Suq'Ata wisdom

 
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Reparations

Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.

And Wave of Indifference

"Darius?"
"Yeah?"
"There's a goblin sneaking up on you."
"So?"
"Just sayin'."

I love them both because they are funny and clever, and relevant to what the card does.

 
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Was beginning to wonder if anyone would post Reparations, so +1 to the above post.

Some of my favorite flavor texts would be:
5th ed. Righeousness - "I too shall be brought low by death, but until then let me win glory."
—Homer, Iliad, Book XVIII

DCI White Knight - "When good men die their goodness does not perish,/ But lives though they are gone." — Euripides, Termenidae, trans. Morgan

Portal prosperity - "Life can never be too good."

Juzam Djinn - "Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding all."Ouallada

I'll digress from here.

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"I have no master, I am chaos." - Maraxus of Keld
 
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Progenitus
-The soul of the World has Returned

Vizzerdrix (7th)
-A bored wizard once created a vizzerdrix out of a bunny and a pirahna. He never made that mistake again.

 

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