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Topic: Put your movie quotes here, Part 3.
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revenger Member
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posted March 09, 2014 03:23 PM
quote: Originally posted by Majin Sigma: "Well that's what I heard!"
quote: Originally posted by revenger:
Please put in the quote then the movie it is from.
Thanks/1 __________________ 28th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
[Edited 1 times, lastly by revenger on March 09, 2014]
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pugowar Member
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posted March 09, 2014 05:24 PM
"Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F***ed with?" Well, I'm that guy". -Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino"When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross." -Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry
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AEther Storm Member
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posted March 19, 2014 01:04 PM
"I'm going to Vegas to do some slots" "yeah hmmm hmmm, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too"Granny and Beavis Beavis and Butt-Head do America __________________ I'm a geek, you're a geek. Let's trade.Lord Flasheart: Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why. Lieutenant George: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash? Lord Flasheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!
[Edited 1 times, lastly by AEther Storm on March 19, 2014]
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Heresy19 Member
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posted March 19, 2014 07:48 PM
"You still hit like a *****! Mother ******!" Grandma to Ashtray - Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood
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revenger Member
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posted March 19, 2014 08:25 PM
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s! Spaceballs __________________ 28th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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revenger Member
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posted March 26, 2014 09:55 AM
Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks] Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? Blazing Saddles __________________ 28th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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speechjew Member
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posted March 26, 2014 11:02 AM
quote: Originally posted by revenger: Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks] Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists. Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? Blazing Saddles
I got Burton Gilliam's autograph about a month ago. He signed my Blazing Saddles Blu Ray disc. I asked him to put his favorite non-PC quote from the movie. He put "Dock that chink a day's pay for nappin on the job!"
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Valmtg Member
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posted April 06, 2014 12:04 AM
Fredersen: "Where they belong..." Freder: "In the depths...? What if one day, those in the depths rise up against you?"Metropolis
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speechjew Member
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posted April 06, 2014 10:46 AM
Adrian Veidt: It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems. Edward Blake: No, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle.-Watchmen
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AEther Storm Member
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posted April 09, 2014 04:02 AM
"Offspring, Jellyman, Jellyman, Offspring" "Jellies? Sweet.." "Totally.."Finding Nemo __________________ I'm a geek, you're a geek. Let's trade.Lord Flasheart: Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why. Lieutenant George: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash? Lord Flasheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!
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renjikuchiki1 Member
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posted April 12, 2014 09:08 AM
"Damn your eyes!" "Too late."- Young Frankenstein
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Valmtg Member
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posted October 12, 2014 12:04 PM
Do series count? I'd say so!Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister? The Queen's brother? Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you? [Jon walks away] Tyrion Lannister: Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard, though. Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father. Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you … the bastard. Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard? Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes. __________________ ☆GøÐÐ맧☆ "The tin man says I'm doing fine"*Silver Jewelry* I'm a pluviophile.
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revenger Member
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posted October 26, 2014 03:02 PM
Ty Webb: You've got to win this hole. Danny Noonan: I kinda thought winning wasn't important Ty Webb: Me winning isn't. You do. Danny Noonan: Great grammar. Caddyshack __________________ 30th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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revenger Member
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posted November 10, 2014 06:48 PM
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! The Dark Knight Slowly, quietly, this is becoming one of my favorite movies. __________________ 30th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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Balian Baron of Ibelan Member
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posted November 15, 2014 10:08 AM
"Well Im here Huckleberry, and blood is just my game", says Doc. Billy replies, "Drunken piano player. He's so drunk, prolly seein double"...as he is staring at Doc and pulling the Bowie Knife out of the hilt. "I have two guns" Doc pulls both 45's from the holsters, twirls them and smiles "one for the each of ya." Tombstone
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revenger Member
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posted November 19, 2014 07:44 PM
Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants. Jimmy Dix: Yeah. Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run? Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty. Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars? Jimmy Dix: Yeah. Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants. Jimmy Dix: Yeah. Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them? Jimmy Dix: YES. Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something? Jimmy Dix: Nope. Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old. The Last Boy Scout __________________ 30th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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Christof Member
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posted November 19, 2014 08:26 PM
"My father taught me many things here, taught me in this room.He taught me, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." Godfather 2
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dputz Member
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posted November 21, 2014 04:29 PM
quote: Originally posted by paragondave: And STOP SAYING OK! ~ Leoneok ~ Mathilda The Professional best.movie.ever.
You have impeccable movie taste!
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revenger Member
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posted April 02, 2015 05:08 PM
Alfred Pennyworth: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. Bruce Wayne: So why steal them? Alfred Pennyworth: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.The Dark Knight __________________ 30th in refs on Motl! #1 Ref's for Arizona! I offer 3rd party trading services. Email if interested. Your 2008, 2010 & 2012 Siskel & Ebert award winner! Your Motl runner-up in My Cousin Vinny & Rolling Stone Award!
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AEther Storm Member
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posted May 27, 2015 11:20 PM
Referral to the site:'If you (re)build it, people will come' Field of Dreams. __________________ I'm a geek, you're a geek. Let's trade.Lord Flasheart: Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why. Lieutenant George: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash? Lord Flasheart: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!
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aethertech Member
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posted May 27, 2015 11:26 PM
5 golden stars, to whomever can name the movie this quote is from - without looking it up."Snowballs with rocks in them! Them poor little dears! Sobbin' buckets o' tears!"
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paragondave Member
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posted May 28, 2015 12:25 AM
Holeee Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? What is that Private Pyle??!!Sir, jelly donut, sir! A jelly donut? Sir, yes sir! then later... You owe me for one jelly donut. Now get on your faces. They're paying for it, you eat it! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and Leonard Lawrence (Private Pyle) Full Metal Jacket
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rockondon Member
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posted May 29, 2015 07:56 AM
"I hope you like the taste of prison food...and pen1s."The Other Guys __________________ | ~~ The STFU ~~ _l""|"\__, |~~~ TRUCK ~~~ _l'_|'_|_|) |(@)(@)""**|(@)(@)"**|(@)
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