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revenger
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quote:
Originally posted by Majin Sigma:
"Well that's what I heard!"

quote:
Originally posted by revenger:

Please put in the quote then the movie it is from.


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"Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F***ed with?" Well, I'm that guy".
-Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

"When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross."
-Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

 
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"I'm going to Vegas to do some slots"
"yeah hmmm hmmm, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too"

Granny and Beavis
Beavis and Butt-Head do America

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"You still hit like a *****! Mother ******!"
Grandma to Ashtray - Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood
 
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!

Spaceballs

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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Blazing Saddles

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quote:
Originally posted by revenger:
Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Blazing Saddles


I got Burton Gilliam's autograph about a month ago. He signed my Blazing Saddles Blu Ray disc. I asked him to put his favorite non-PC quote from the movie. He put

"Dock that chink a day's pay for nappin on the job!"

 
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Fredersen: "Where they belong..."
Freder: "In the depths...? What if one day, those in the depths rise up against you?"

Metropolis

 
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Adrian Veidt: It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems.
Edward Blake: No, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle.

-Watchmen

 
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"Offspring, Jellyman, Jellyman, Offspring"
"Jellies? Sweet.."
"Totally.."

Finding Nemo

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"Damn your eyes!"
"Too late."

- Young Frankenstein

 
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Do series count? I'd say so!

Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister? The Queen's brother?
Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?
[Jon walks away]
Tyrion Lannister: Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard, though.
Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you … the bastard. Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

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Ty Webb: You've got to win this hole.

Danny Noonan: I kinda thought winning wasn't important

Ty Webb: Me winning isn't. You do.

Danny Noonan: Great grammar.

Caddyshack

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The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

The Dark Knight

Slowly, quietly, this is becoming one of my favorite movies.

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"Well Im here Huckleberry, and blood is just my game", says Doc.

Billy replies, "Drunken piano player. He's so drunk, prolly seein double"...as he is staring at Doc and pulling the Bowie Knife out of the hilt.

"I have two guns" Doc pulls both 45's from the holsters, twirls them and smiles "one for the each of ya."

Tombstone

 
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Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.

Jimmy Dix: Yeah.

Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?

Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.

Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?

Jimmy Dix: Yeah.

Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.

Jimmy Dix: Yeah.

Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?

Jimmy Dix: YES.

Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?

Jimmy Dix: Nope.

Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old.

The Last Boy Scout

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"My father taught me many things here, taught me in this room.

He taught me, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

Godfather 2

 
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quote:
Originally posted by paragondave:
And STOP SAYING OK! ~ Leone

ok ~ Mathilda

The Professional best.movie.ever.


You have impeccable movie taste!

 
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Alfred Pennyworth: With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne: So why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The Dark Knight

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Referral to the site:

'If you (re)build it, people will come'

Field of Dreams.

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5 golden stars, to whomever can name the movie this quote is from - without looking it up.

"Snowballs with rocks in them! Them poor little dears! Sobbin' buckets o' tears!"

 
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Holeee Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? What is that Private Pyle??!!

Sir, jelly donut, sir!

A jelly donut?

Sir, yes sir!

then later...

You owe me for one jelly donut. Now get on your faces. They're paying for it, you eat it!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and Leonard Lawrence (Private Pyle) Full Metal Jacket

 
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"I hope you like the taste of prison food...and pen1s."

The Other Guys

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