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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 04, 2014 10:50 AM Its called Buena Vista somethin'.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 05, 2014 10:53 AM My bathroom is my kitchen.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 06, 2014 10:50 AM A punch in the pucker isn't always a punch in the sucker.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 08, 2014 01:10 PM Sometimes bubblegum craps in yer face.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 09, 2014 04:30 PM If dinosaurs were alive today you could probably hear them flatulate from a great distance. You'd be all, "...hear that...? Dinosaur farts..." Which brings us to our next question: which dinosaur do you think would fart the loudest? I'd say one of the carnivores, cause all that meat probably constipates them to at least some degree which always leads to some uncomfortable wind passing, but I think my money would be on one of the large herbivores like an ultrasaur. I mean, its rectum itself could probably fit an automobile inside of it, so I can only imagine what kind of trouser trumpets that horn could toot! BEEP BEEP! HERE COMES A TURD TORNADO FROM THE LONG-NECKED WORLD POOPER! A turdnado!
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted December 17, 2014 12:34 AM I'm appalled by the fact that no one answered my dino-flatu-fart question and that the dogs are pooping on the floor. That's not where poop goes.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 07, 2015 02:32 AM You can't pay a deer to eat the grass, but you can pay a deer to EAT MY BASS. EAT IT. Tasty fish eyes a'glistenin'!
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 08, 2015 11:46 AM Slow day at the turd choke? I didn't intend to write turd choke, but my phone obviously knows something I don't.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 09, 2015 02:07 PM Pantsless or not, I'm gonna ride you like a backpack.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 12, 2015 03:28 PM If you turned a frown upside down, your tongue would be on the roof of your toofs.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 14, 2015 12:02 AM Don't feed a pig your bathroom shenanigans or he'll cook you up a pork pie! FROM HIS PORK HOLE.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 15, 2015 03:38 PM If you give me a Dack, I'll give you a smack on your crack.
Stattman Member From: Lawrenceburg, IN USA Confirmed Refs: 11	posted January 15, 2015 06:47 PM Hello! Could you please check my list (link is in my signature). I am interested in your Mind Rot and Khans Forest. I also have a few foil commons and uncommons listed on my wants and if you have any of them please let me know, thanks! __________________ My H/W List
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 27, 2015 11:36 AM CHIHUAHUAS ARE MY CHILDREN. BEAT BEAT BEAT THE KIDS.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 28, 2015 11:58 AM Definitely have to ****.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 29, 2015 11:38 AM Nuts in muh drawers.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted January 30, 2015 11:07 AM There's an oitment in the fly. HOW DID IT GET THERE?!
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted February 01, 2015 12:27 PM IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HOLE YOU EAT A PICKLE WITH AS LONG AS YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR PICKLES. [Edited 2 times, lastly by The Juggernaut on February 01, 2015]
MikeDess Member From: New Castle, DE , US Confirmed Refs: 45	posted February 02, 2015 04:40 AM Interested in your: 2x Sanguine Bond (looks like you have 1 from each series) 1x Blood Tribute 1x Wooded Foothills 1x Windswept Heath I have 1x Shaman of the Great Hunt 1x Warden of the First Tree 1x Brutal Hordechief +My list. Check my list and see if we can work out a deal. thanks.
jellyfishfanatic Member From: Milwaukee WI Confirmed Refs: 258	posted February 02, 2015 09:29 AM Hey there! My Brutal Hordechief Your Craterhoof Behemoth Please let me know! Thanks
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted February 02, 2015 05:47 PM Urine is not the same as orange juice. I know that now.
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted February 03, 2015 05:17 PM The cat's face is not a cup holder, or at least it wasn't.
jellyfishfanatic Member From: Milwaukee WI Confirmed Refs: 258	posted February 06, 2015 06:58 AM My Brutal Hordechief Warden of the First Tree Your Craterhoof Behemoth Nut Collector Please let me know! Thanks
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted February 08, 2015 10:25 AM She drove the whole way out to Monroeville, and I thought, "OMG SHE HAS IT TOO!"
The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17	posted February 10, 2015 06:32 AM My nipple says hello!

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