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Topic: Do I Look Like A Reasonable Man, Or A Peppermint Nightmare?
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 11, 2015 12:58 PM
No one ever said having head lice was like having a scalp party that you're never invited to, but it is.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 12, 2015 03:37 PM
ME AND BRADLEY COOPER ARE FRIENDS 4 LYFE, NOODLE POODLE IN THE QUANTUM PHYSICS.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 15, 2015 09:29 AM
OTS! WE ARE THE BEST! NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST! WE ARE THE GREAT! PHONE CAN'T RHYME! HOPEFULLY MY SUICIDE IS SUCCESSFUL THIS TIME! NOT REALLY KILLING MYSELF CALM THE FRICK DOWN! GO PUNCH A CLOWN! RIGHT IN HIS BROWN! BRIAN!
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 18, 2015 11:37 AM
Kinda smells like poopin' in here.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 21, 2015 02:18 PM
Meerkat or prarie dog? Either way you're poopin' your pants.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 25, 2015 12:45 PM
Eat your own face for the best nutrition.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted February 27, 2015 02:42 PM
If you don't WANT a banana there, don't PUT a banana there!
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 03, 2015 12:08 PM
A persistent idiot is still an idiot.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 06, 2015 01:40 PM
I want the new planeswalkers, but can't even handle getting the old ones.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 07, 2015 11:14 PM
Sometimes its your butt that has to do the talking, sometimes its your gentry that'll get you sexy entry.
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flam flawless Member From: near Akron, OH. USA Confirmed Refs: 182
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posted March 08, 2015 05:43 PM
HiYou posted: Hello my fellow Ohioan! I have a Monastery Mentor, Windswept Heath, a Wooded Foothills and a list (with a little Commander on it as well). I am interested in your Ugin. Please let me know if we could work out a trade. Thanks! Unfortunately, the Ugin is in the works locally in a trade atm, but wondered if you'd consider: My Brutal hordechief (foil prerelease) $5-7 USD or something around that off the list For your Monastery mentor? Lmk
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 10, 2015 02:51 PM
My dog's eye almost popped out for a piece of an apple.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 11, 2015 01:03 PM
So many reasons to pee on others.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 26, 2015 12:44 AM
Now keep in mind that I'm naked.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 27, 2015 01:02 PM
My friend Tom buys boosters, opens them, and receives the cards he wants from those boosters. I do not. Please give me the cards I want for the cards you want that I didn't want. Want.
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Lore Member From: The 614 Confirmed Refs: 96
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posted March 27, 2015 10:33 PM
Hey man, I'm interested in your:Inquisition of Kozilek x1 Manamorphose x1 (Shawdowmoor foil) Monastery Mentor x1 Goblin Rabblemaster x1 Check my list if you'd like and LMK, I'd be open to trading for any of it, if not free up and thanks! __________________ "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted March 29, 2015 11:20 AM
Some people say I'm chocolate.
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lifeisgood9575 Member From: Ipswich, MA, USA Confirmed Refs: 2
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posted April 09, 2015 12:11 PM
Pm sent!!
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 15, 2015 07:41 PM
THERE'S A BUNNY ON MY FUNNY.
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Pennik Member From: Drexel Hill, Pa Confirmed Refs: 6
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posted April 15, 2015 08:12 PM
I am interested in your Goblin Rabblemaster, Secure the Wastes and the Bloodsoaked Champion.I have a pretty big list if you would check it out.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 17, 2015 08:15 AM
THERE'S A BOOGER ON DA BLANKET!
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 21, 2015 09:10 AM
Next time, take a berry, and just smash it into your crotch, never breaking eye contact with that sweet, sweet piece of human candy you're about to take a bite outta, and make sure it stains, cause we all know you're gonna stain dem pants anyway.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 22, 2015 11:43 AM
Killing oneself is a crime! DON'T BE AN OUTLAW.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 23, 2015 01:23 PM
The dog on your shoulder will never steer you wrong. It will send rolling stink nuggets down your back though. Those aren't advice, but maybe a metaphor.
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The Juggernaut Member From: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Confirmed Refs: 17
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posted April 25, 2015 12:16 AM
I GET ALL MY BEST MOVES FROM YOUTUBE. I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A SHOPPING BAG WHEN I'M DONE EATING. MOSTLY TORN AND FILLED WITH WRAPPERS. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY WHEN THE TREE IS TRIMMED WITH MANATEE AND COW SEA'S.
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