posted January 09, 2009 03:29 PM            

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Originally posted by revenger:
Revenger's's Acceptance Speech for the Best Series of Special Effects Passing as a Story Motl Movie Buff award:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to read in the tabloids that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your lackluster applause makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Xanax and obsess about how generous my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special

You know, there are so many blood-sucking stalkers to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the glorified prostitutes, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you Motl, and good night!

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In all seriousiness, I am truly thankful for the nomination and award. GLE, not sure if I had reminded you via email or not that this would have happened!

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This made me fall off my chair laughing. Were you nominated for the Homer Simpson award?

GLE: New award suggestions:
1) Rising Star award. I feel I can endorse this now without appearing shameless, as my 1-year anniversary is approaching and I'll be ineligible for next year should it be picked up. Also, on a less self-centered note, this would balance the rest of the awards a bit, as most of them are tilted heavily in favor of more established members.
2) Some sort of a politics thread award. The best equivalent there is is the Trnothr Award, but something outright involving the politics thread specifically would be nice, probably as a number six spool award. I'll let someone else pick the catchy title for it.

posted January 09, 2009 03:38 PM            

I think that we could come up with a few new awards for next year. Adding Video Gamer to the spool threads might be good. The breakout poster of the year award's a must!

Well done, and congrats to all of the winners!

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posted January 10, 2009 04:48 AM         

really though, im not that funny id have given it to don, his 1-2 posts were awesome.

posted January 10, 2009 05:19 AM            

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Originally posted by ronandaggy:
yeah, thanks guys n girls.

really though, im not that funny id have given it to don, his 1-2 posts were awesome.

big bird is back where it belongs, good job jaz!!

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posted January 10, 2009 10:11 AM            

I just about died when I read that.

As has been said before me, thanks for putting the time into doing this. It's a hilarious thread, and your effort shows. Also, I guess I'm an alcoholic troll. Could've seen that coming a mile away.

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posted January 10, 2009 11:07 AM            

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Originally posted by potm:
Cerberus, can i have the trophy on uneven months?

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Only if you promise to be around more often.

posted January 10, 2009 11:40 AM            

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Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
It's getting Boron.

I just about died when I read that.

As has been said before me, thanks for putting the time into doing this. It's a hilarious thread, and your effort shows. Also, I guess I'm an alcoholic troll. Could've seen that coming a mile away.

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posted January 10, 2009 11:42 AM            

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Originally posted by Ml490:
Pyr0, Im reclaiming both titles and unfriendliest next year. Watch your self, foo.

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Bring your best shot, son.

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posted January 10, 2009 11:47 AM            

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Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
Bring your best shot, son.

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posted January 10, 2009 11:52 AM            

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Originally posted by Ml490:
Shots?
my place or yours

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Mine. I won't be coming down to NYC until Mayish at the earliest.

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posted January 10, 2009 12:44 PM         

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Originally posted by cerberus:
Only if you promise to be around more often.

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Yeaaahh.

posted January 10, 2009 12:51 PM            

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Originally posted by GottaLoveElves:
The Hit & Miss Award
This award doesn't describe people that you like sometimes, nor does it describe sporadic archery talent. It's for the most missed MOTLer of 2008.
The nominees were rockondon...

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