posted June 30, 2008 08:39 PM         

A. You have to live somewhere huge... like LA, or NY..

B. You have to have some kind of sickness or something

C. You have to also be famous/rich/whatever

D. Be SUPER lucky and just "run" into one

Considering none of the above apply to me, do I have any chance of meeting a celebrity? I have one in mind that I really want to meet (Angelina Jolie). It's getting to the point of where I'd literally give a kidney up to meet her.

I'm your average person. No sicknesses, diseases, ect. Is there people you can talk to? I mean I don't want to have to pay like 1 million bucks to have a face to face conversation...

I don't know. I would really like to try to... accomplish this, so any... advice/input/ect is very welcome.

Thanks for reading

posted June 30, 2008 08:53 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:
I have one in mind that I really want to meet (Angelina Jolie). It's getting to the point of where I'd literally give a kidney up to meet her.

I'm your average person.

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You are nowhere near average.

posted June 30, 2008 08:56 PM         

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Originally posted by super324:
You are nowhere near average.

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I'm 100% positive there are people who would do things are that 100000x worse than losing a kidney.

posted June 30, 2008 08:58 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:

I'm 100% positive there are people who would do things are that 100000x worse than losing a kidney.

Besides, we have two : ).

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What is wrong with you? you sick freak.

posted June 30, 2008 09:02 PM         

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Originally posted by super324:
What is wrong with you? you sick freak.

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posted June 30, 2008 09:07 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:

It's amazing how I just ask a question and I'm labeled a freak. Yeah ok kid... turning into a stalker, right. It was moreso a damn exaggeration, but hey whatev.

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You posted on the internet on how to meet a celebrity. That is very stalkerish.

posted June 30, 2008 09:07 PM         

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Originally posted by super324:
You posted on the internet on how to meet a celebrity. That is very stalkerish.

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Ok... because I'm suppose to randomly know information like this?

posted June 30, 2008 09:08 PM            

As for celebrities, most of them could care less if they met you. The ones i've met are usually athletes, and unless you're dying and they're your hero, they could really care less.

posted June 30, 2008 09:09 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:
Ok... because I'm suppose to randomly know information like this?

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are you kidding me? do you lack basic social skills to walk up and say "hello", so you have to like hide in the bushes or something?

posted June 30, 2008 09:11 PM         

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Originally posted by super324:
are you kidding me? do you lack basic social skills to walk up and say "hello", so you have to like hide in the bushes or something?

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Are YOU kidding me? How the hell am I suppose to walk up and say hi when they're like 1283942375 miles away? It was a simple question. Yes, if I saw someone famous at a gas station I would say hello.

But in a crap state like Illinois, I don't think that's gunna happen ANYTIME soon.

posted June 30, 2008 09:12 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:
Are YOU kidding me? How the hell am I suppose to walk up and say hi when they're like 1283942375 miles away? It was a simple question. Yes, if I saw someone famous at a gas station I would say hello.

But in a crap state like Illinois, I don't think that's gunna happen ANYTIME soon.

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posted June 30, 2008 09:13 PM         

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Originally posted by speechjew:
Dude, Illinois? Ozzie Guillen, Barack Obama, Oprah, you've got the best black celebrities in the world!

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I lol'ed.

posted June 30, 2008 09:14 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:

But in a crap state like Illinois, I don't think that's gunna happen ANYTIME soon.

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so haven't you already answered your question? you dont get to meet celebrities.

But seriously you're still really creepy.

posted June 30, 2008 09:14 PM            

Also, might want to be deleting this thread--you're not gonna undo the momentum of that kidney comment right about now.

posted June 30, 2008 09:15 PM         

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Originally posted by super324:
so haven't you already answered your question? you dont get to meet celebrities.

But seriously you're still really creepy.

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Ok kid. Hey go **** yourself. Now I remember why I stopped coming to this peice of **** site. I'm out.

GUESS I'M GUNNA GO STALK THIS KID AND RAPE HIS ****ING FAMILY OR SOMETHING.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

****.

posted June 30, 2008 09:17 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:
Ok kid. Hey go **** yourself. Now I remember why I stopped coming to this peice of **** site. I'm out.

GUESS I'M GUNNA GO STALK THIS KID AND RAPE HIS ****ING FAMILY OR SOMETHING.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

****.

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Your meltdown is priceless. stalker.

posted June 30, 2008 09:19 PM            

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Originally posted by speechjew:
Dude, Illinois? Ozzie Guillen, Barack Obama, Oprah, you've got the best black celebrities in the world!

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My friend's house is next to Oprah's boyfriend's (or something like that) home in Ithaca NY. He trespasses on her property all the time in an attempt to see her, but she's never there. He's never actually seen anyone there.

I met Haydn Panetierre (no way it's spelled like that), the girl that plays Claire in Heroes at Gencon last year. She's not nearly as hot in real life.

I've also had dinner with Bill Nye. I was at a friend's house, whose father was a personal friend of Mr. Nye. I didn't know beforehand, but he was having dinner there that night. He was in town for the weekend to give a few speeches at cornell. He taught me how to use a slide rule. Really nice guy.

posted June 30, 2008 09:21 PM            

Allen Iverson used to shop at my store all the time when he was still with the Sixers.

I knew from stories I heard about him not to try to talk to him, so anytime I saw him I just gave him the head nod, in which he nodded back.

I didn't want to have a negative expierence with him, so I didn't interact with him any further.

posted June 30, 2008 09:22 PM            

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Originally posted by Our_Benefactors:
My friend's house is next to Oprah's boyfriend's (or something like that) home in Ithaca NY. He trespasses on her property all the time in an attempt to see her, but she's never there. He's never actually seen anyone there.

I met Haydn Panetierre (no way it's spelled like that), the girl that plays Claire in Heroes at Gencon last year. She's not nearly as hot in real life.

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The only time i've ever "run into" a celebrity, I almost ran into her bodyguard. It was about 2:30 in the morning last august in the Planet Hollywood hotel in Vegas, and I almost walk right into Pam Anderson's bodyguard.

Good thing I didn't too close to her, I don't want to get the hepatitis.

posted June 30, 2008 09:22 PM            

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Originally posted by EliteMike:
Ok kid. Hey go **** yourself. Now I remember why I stopped coming to this peice of **** site. I'm out.

GUESS I'M GUNNA GO STALK THIS KID AND RAPE HIS ****ING FAMILY OR SOMETHING.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

****.

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posted June 30, 2008 09:23 PM            

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Originally posted by Thanos:

As for the kidney...

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but didn't you hear him? he has two! so that makes it not stalkerish at ALL!