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Volcanon Member	posted April 17, 2011 02:34 PM Threads Combine! 1U Instant [Uncommon] Many disjointed and spammy threads unite to form one thread of poorly-designed custom cards. Draw a card. [Edited 1 times, lastly by Volcanon on April 17, 2011]
GenghisTom Member	posted April 17, 2011 03:49 PM I love it
ScottyStyles Member	posted April 17, 2011 04:15 PM Super Island Land - Island T: Add UU to your mana pool. Target opponent may punch you in the face. "The favored card of Mixed Martial Artist Magic players." [Edited 1 times, lastly by ScottyStyles on April 17, 2011]
fluffycow Member	posted April 17, 2011 06:17 PM quote: Originally posted by ScottyStyles: Super Island Land - Island T: Add UU to your mana pool. Target opponent may punch you in the face. "The favored card of Mixed Martial Artist Magic players." Super mountain Land- mountain T: add RR to your mana pool. ~ deals 5 damage to you. Whenever you get punched in the face, gain 5 life. "It only hurts if you think about it."
joz Banned	posted April 18, 2011 07:53 AM What is that? - 1 Instant ~ is colorless. ~ punches target noob in the junk, like Sheldon would do to anyone playing Shahrazard in EDH>
Heresy19 Member	posted April 18, 2011 02:10 PM Hey you! 1W Instant If Hey you! is in your starting hand, you may give a deodorant stick to your opponent instead of paying it's mana cost. Target opponent gets 2 poison counters. If your opponent didn't use deodorant before coming to the store/tournement, proliferate 8 times. ''Take a bath hippie! -Carl Fredricksen'' Edit: Forgot about Spring Cleaning lol ;P [Edited 1 times, lastly by Heresy19 on April 18, 2011]
Myy Member	posted April 18, 2011 02:19 PM quote: Originally posted by Heresy19: Spring Cleaning 1W Instant If Spring Cleaning is in your starting hand, you may give a deodorant stick to your opponent instead of paying it's mana cost. Target opponent gets 2 poison counters. If your opponent didn't use deodorant before coming to the store/tournement, proliferate 8 times. ''Take a bath hippie! -Carl Fredricksen'' Sorry dude, but that's taken
Heresy19 Member	posted April 18, 2011 02:34 PM @Myy : fixed heh :P
fluffycow Member	posted April 21, 2011 08:24 AM I big so should I trample 0 artifact ~ starts in the commander zone and its ability can be activited as though ~ is on the battlefield. Put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control: That creature gains trample. Use this ability as a sorcery. "I am like a billion feet tall and weigh almost as much as your mom, how the **** am I gonna get stopped by some chick that's lost in woods?" - Lord of Extinction, after a resolved radiated traumatize in a 6 men free for all.
Myy Member	posted April 21, 2011 08:39 AM quote: Originally posted by fluffycow: I big so should I trample 0 artifact ~ starts in the commander zone and its ability can be activited as though ~ is on the battlefield. Put two -1/-1 counters on a creature you control: That creature gains trample. Use this ability as a sorcery. "I am like a billion feet tall and weigh almost as much as your mom, how the **** am I gonna get stopped by some chick that's lost in woods?" - Lord of Extinction, after a resolved radiated traumatize in a 6 men free for all. you know, that's something I've always wondered, there should be a leyline or something code: Leyline of Overwhelming Power 2GG ~same all leylines when you begin the game Whenever a creature is blocked, if it's power is greater than blocking creature's toughness, It gains Trample.
fluffycow Member	posted April 21, 2011 11:06 AM quote: Originally posted by Myy: code: Leyline of Overwhelming Power 2GG ~same all leylines when you begin the game Whenever a creature is blocked, if it's power is greater than blocking creature's toughness, It gains Trample. You may need something else on it to make it playable though, something like G: target creature gains +1/+1 until end of turn.
Bugger Member	posted April 26, 2011 04:39 AM Screw Jace (1) Screw Jace's mana cost may be paid with any color other than blue. Remove target blue permanent from the game. So it doesn't just become an instant tool for mirror matches (or at least not as easily). __________________ "Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." -- Ronald Reagan
Schwingzilla Member	posted April 26, 2011 05:47 AM code: Leyline of Overwhelming Power 2GG ~same all leylines when you begin the game Whenever a creature is blocked, if it's power is greater than blocking creature's toughness, It gains Trample. Think about how this would work. As long as we assume creatures aren't Banding, this is equivalent to "All creatures have trample." in almost every situation. Because what does it matter if a creature with less power than a defending creatures toughness has trample? You can't have a creature be blocked, then cast a trick, I suppose. But that makes the card less good and less fun. [Edited 1 times, lastly by Schwingzilla on April 26, 2011]
Myy Member	posted April 26, 2011 06:50 AM quote: Originally posted by Schwingzilla: code: Leyline of Overwhelming Power 2GG ~same all leylines when you begin the game Whenever a creature is blocked, if it's power is greater than blocking creature's toughness, It gains Trample. Think about how this would work. As long as we assume creatures aren't Banding, this is equivalent to "All creatures have trample." in almost every situation. Because what does it matter if a creature with less power than a defending creatures toughness has trample? You can't have a creature be blocked, then cast a trick, I suppose. But that makes the card less good and less fun. Yeah, guess you're right, I wanted to capture the flavorness of it.. but I guess all creatures have trample works too.
joz Banned	posted April 26, 2011 08:33 AM Mimicmage - 2UU Creature - Wizard When ~ enters the battlefield you may put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of another(non Mimicmage) target non-legendary, creature. Sacrifice all tokens created by ~; discard a card: Return ~ to your hand. 0/1 __________________ Bargain is not to powerful for EDH, EDH is to weak for Bargain! [Edited 2 times, lastly by joz on April 26, 2011]
Loathing Member	posted April 26, 2011 08:41 AM quote: Originally posted by joz: Mimicmage - 2UU Creature - Wizard When ~ enters the battlefield you may put a token onto the battlefield that is a copy of target non-legendary creature. Sacrifice all tokens created by ~; discard a card: Return ~ to your hand. 0/1 Yes, infinite tokens for 2UU seems good.
joz Banned	posted April 26, 2011 08:50 AM quote: Originally posted by Loathing: Yes, infinite tokens for 2UU seems good. fixed. __________________ Bargain is not to powerful for EDH, EDH is to weak for Bargain! [Edited 1 times, lastly by joz on April 26, 2011]
Myy Member	posted April 26, 2011 09:46 AM I'm bored so how about this: piper's pipe (3) Artifact - equipment Equip (3) Equipped creature gets : "TAP: put a creature card from your hand into play." ==================================================== Ikeeliufast Elemental (R) creature - elemental haste at the end of your turn ~ deals 3 damage to you. 3/3 [Edited 1 times, lastly by Myy on April 26, 2011]
Volcanon Member	posted April 26, 2011 11:27 AM Average Trader at MTG Events Cost: B Creature - Human Idiot Bands with other idiots. Sacrifice a creature with power 4 or greater: Put a 1/1 junk rare token into play. Play this only on your post-combat main phase. 0/1. I value my birds of paradise at $50. That means it's worth the same as your tundra! "Carebear" Trader at MTG events Cost: 2W Creature - Human Idiot Bands with other idiots. Discard a card: Search your library for a card of exactly the same monetary value of a different name, down to the exact cent. If you can't find one, spend ten minutes staring at your deck until your opponent gets fed up and leaves. 0/8 I'd hate to be ripping you off... "Policeman" Trader at MTG Events Cost: R Creature - Human Idiot Protection from non-idiot. If there is ever a time when a card is put into your graveyard as a result of your opponent's permanent, spell, ability or a combat phase, and a card did not also go into your opponent's graveyard or your opponent has a greater sum of permanents in play than he did prior, then you may irrationally hate that player forever. You may activate this ability any time, even if you aren't actually playing a game of Magic the Gathering (C). This ability resolves even if you are mistaken in regards the material facts of the incident at hand. What a bastard that guy is. I saw him trade some kid some rares for Kokusho back in 2004 and I'd still spit in his face if I ever saw him. [Edited 1 times, lastly by Volcanon on April 26, 2011]
shaselai Member	posted April 26, 2011 12:26 PM DraconicAngel RRRWWW (M) Creature: Dragon Angel Abomination 6/6 Flying,haste, vigilance,trample,first strike,lifelink, Pro White, Pro Red, R: +1/+0, W: +0/+1 "The best of both races" - Volrath [Edited 2 times, lastly by shaselai on April 26, 2011]
daner Member	posted April 26, 2011 12:28 PM Garruk, the Wild Unleashed 1GGG -4 Search your library for 2 Forest cards and put them into play. +3 Target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 Treefolk creature. -5 Draw 3 cards. -14 Each Forest you control becomes a 7/7 Treefolk creature with Trample. Untap each forest you control. 5 [Edited 1 times, lastly by daner on April 26, 2011]
daner Member	posted April 26, 2011 12:35 PM Deal Broker of the Nosferatu Creature - Vampire Wizard 2BB Flying. Lifelink. Skip your draw step. You may pay BBX where X is an amount of life. Draw X cards. You may activate this ability at any time. 3/4
joz Banned	posted April 26, 2011 01:11 PM quote: Originally posted by daner: Garruk, the Wild Unleashed 1GGG -4 Search your library for 2 Forest cards and put them into play. +3 Target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 Treefolk creature. -5 Draw 3 cards. -14 Each Forest you control becomes a 7/7 Treefolk creature with Trample. Untap each forest you control. 5 rofl, what? __________________ Bargain is not to powerful for EDH, EDH is to weak for Bargain!
Myy Member	posted April 26, 2011 01:12 PM quote: Originally posted by joz: [QUOTE]Originally posted by daner: Garruk, the Wild Unleashed 1GGG -4 Search your library for 2 Forest cards and put them into play. +3 Target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 Treefolk creature. -5 Draw 3 cards. -14 Each Forest you control becomes a 7/7 Treefolk creature with Trample. Untap each forest you control. 5 rofl, what? [/QUOTE] I like it.
fluffycow Member	posted April 26, 2011 01:49 PM quote: Originally posted by daner: Garruk, the Wild Unleashed 1GGG -4 Search your library for 2 Forest cards and put them into play. +3 Target Forest you control becomes a 4/4 Treefolk creature. -5 Draw 3 cards. -14 Each Forest you control becomes a 7/7 Treefolk creature with Trample. Untap each forest you control. 5 I don't know if garruk will be teaming up with treefolks anytime soon, but I think the card is very balanced yet also powerful. Yawgmoth, God of Phyrexia BBBB Planeswalker +2: Put a 2/2 black zombie token with intimidate into play 0: Target opponent reveals his/her hand, choose a card and that player exiles that card -2: You may play cards from your graveyard until end of turn. If a card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it -7: You get an emblem of "pay 1 life: draw a card" and "pay x life: return target creature or artifact from a graveyard into play under your control" 4 [Edited 2 times, lastly by fluffycow on April 26, 2011]

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