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Topic: Animal and smoke free home
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Bugger Member
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posted March 01, 2013 12:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: What kind of a pansy are you that you DO your own laundry when you have a wife?
I was going to answer this and then I thought about who posted it. *pats Marlo's head* nice try, kiddo.
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marlo213 Member
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posted March 01, 2013 01:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: I was going to answer this and then I thought about who posted it.*pats Marlo's head* nice try, kiddo.
It was really a rhetorical question
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Bugger Member
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posted March 01, 2013 02:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: It was really a rhetorical question
I know, sweetie pie. But if your definition of manliness involves being incapable of basic personal upkeep, then you're kind of pathetic and not really worth responding to. __________________ It is a known fact that more Americans watch the television than any other appliance.
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marlo213 Member
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posted March 01, 2013 02:47 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: I know, sweetie pie. But if your definition of manliness involves being incapable of basic personal upkeep, then you're kind of pathetic and not really worth responding to.
Dearest love, gender roles need to be set early, call me old fashioned but I expect her to do the laundry 95% of the time, do the dishes 5x more than I do them and go grocery shopping at least twice as often as I do. In the same token, I take out the garbage ~100% of the time, fix random things around the house 3x more often than I would if I didn't have her and plan special occasion at least 90% of the time. It's not incapable of doing basic upkeep, it's called being a in a long-term relationship and still keep your pair, or have you lost yours already?
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Willard507 Member
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posted March 01, 2013 05:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: Dearest love, gender roles need to be set early,...it's called being a in a long-term relationship and still keep your pair, or have you lost yours already?
How is this guy not banned? He pollutes so many topics. Are we sure he isn't just speed demon on a new account?
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Bugger Member
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posted March 01, 2013 06:10 PM
quote: Originally posted by Willard507: How is this guy not banned? He pollutes so many topics. Are we sure he isn't just speed demon on a new account?
Honest to god I don't think I've laughed harder in a decent amount of time than I have at the idea of someone who doesn't have a problem with sitting idly by while another person gets swindled talk about "balls". Oh, you take out the trash, you say? Well golly gee, I've been doin that since I was twelve years old. Cowards are children. People who expect a pat on the back for taking out the trash are children. I think someone lied about their age when they signed up for MOTL __________________ It is a known fact that more Americans watch the television than any other appliance.
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harbingerofthevoid Member
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posted March 01, 2013 06:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: Dearest love, blah balh
woof. I do laundry 60% of the time. Do the dishes 90% of the time as I cook 99% of the time. We go big grocery shopping 100% of the time together. Stop and go shopping 50/50. in the same token, we take the garbage out when it needs to go out. I fix random things around the house 99% of the time. It's called being in a long term marriage and not thinking gender roles have anything to do with anything. Well, she does gets to wear dresses and I do get to grow an awesome beard. You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
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oneofchaos Member
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posted March 01, 2013 07:13 PM
Can we rename MOTL to: Marlo Only Trolls Lamebrains.
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marlo213 Member
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posted March 02, 2013 07:21 AM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: Honest to god I don't think I've laughed harder in a decent amount of time than I have at the idea of someone who doesn't have a problem with sitting idly by while another person gets swindled talk about "balls". Oh, you take out the trash, you say? Well golly gee, I've been doin that since I was twelve years old. Cowards are children. People who expect a pat on the back for taking out the trash are children. I think someone lied about their age when they signed up for MOTL
You need to learn definitions of words, or word in this case. quote: Originally posted by harbingerofthevoid: woof. I do laundry 60% of the time. Do the dishes 90% of the time as I cook 99% of the time. We go big grocery shopping 100% of the time together. Stop and go shopping 50/50. in the same token, we take the garbage out when it needs to go out. I fix random things around the house 99% of the time. It's called being in a long term marriage and not thinking gender roles have anything to do with anything. Well, she does gets to wear dresses and I do get to grow an awesome beard.You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
But your situation isn't applicable. I am talking about traditional male-female relationships. I am not familiar with homosexual unions, but I feel like one partner would take the traditional female role and the other as the male role whether it's a male-male relationship or female-female relationship. In your case you assumed the female role for the household choirs and your "wife" has taken on role as the provider. In homosexual relationships, I am sure the gender roles are a lot less clear and have a bigger overlap than a male-female one
quote: Originally posted by oneofchaos: Can we rename MOTL to: Marlo Only Trolls Lamebrains.
Wow, you just need to learn to troll better. Wow and I mean WOW! I suggest taking some lessons from your partner in crime
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hilikuS Member
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posted March 02, 2013 08:46 AM
LOL is this really a whizzing contest to see who's better at delegating chores?
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CubFan81 Member
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posted March 02, 2013 10:08 AM
Oh man...
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Bugger Member
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posted March 02, 2013 10:17 AM
quote: Originally posted by CubFan81: Oh man...
New favorite gif
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flam flawless Member
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posted March 02, 2013 10:29 AM
quote: Originally posted by CubFan81: Oh man...
LOL that's fantastic!!
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flophaus Member
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posted March 02, 2013 12:28 PM
So anyways... back on topic... The auction is at $32 with 27 bids now with about 22 hrs left. I bet you see snipers bringing this up to $50+
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paragondave Member
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posted March 02, 2013 03:00 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: Dearest love, gender roles need to be set early, call me old fashioned but I expect her to do the laundry 95% of the time, do the dishes 5x more than I do them and go grocery shopping at least twice as often as I do. In the same token, I take out the garbage ~100% of the time, fix random things around the house 3x more often than I would if I didn't have her and plan special occasion at least 90% of the time. It's not incapable of doing basic upkeep, it's called being a in a long-term relationship and still keep your pair, or have you lost yours already?
How often do you have to re-inflate "her"?
quote: Originally posted by marlo213:
Wow, you just need to learn to troll better.
this coming from you? I lol'd
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dputz Member
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posted March 02, 2013 07:16 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: But your situation isn't applicable. I am talking about traditional male-female relationships. I am not familiar with homosexual unions, but I feel like one partner would take the traditional female role and the other as the male role whether it's a male-male relationship or female-female relationship. In your case you assumed the female role for the household choirs and your "wife" has taken on role as the provider. In homosexual relationships, I am sure the gender roles are a lot less clear and have a bigger overlap than a male-female one
Weak.
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JoshSherman Member
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posted March 02, 2013 07:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by harbingerofthevoid:
You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
For about an inch and a half, I'd guess.
__________________ *My LJ*Letter Bombs!*FB*Logout- MM is a copycat! (So am I)*CKGB
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oneofchaos Member
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posted March 02, 2013 08:00 PM
Marlo - if you have a girlfriend I'm incredibly surprised. However, if you run late on the payments, I don't think anyone on MOTL will assist you.In other news, I'm never doing gatecrash sealed/draft again lol.
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skizzikmonger Member
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posted March 02, 2013 08:12 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: Dearest love, gender roles need to be set early, call me sexist but...
Fixed
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Bugger Member
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posted March 02, 2013 08:40 PM
quote: Originally posted by JoshSherman: [QUOTE]Originally posted by harbingerofthevoid:You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
For about an inch and a half, I'd guess. [/QUOTE]
Holy... /thread
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marlo213 Member
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posted March 03, 2013 09:24 AM
quote: Originally posted by JoshSherman: [QUOTE]Originally posted by harbingerofthevoid:You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
For about an inch and a half, I'd guess. [/QUOTE]
My karma is kind low, but if it wasn't, then I would tell you that you don't have to guess, you can just ask your mom about it
[Edited 1 times, lastly by marlo213 on March 03, 2013]
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oneofchaos Member
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posted March 03, 2013 12:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by JoshSherman: [QUOTE]Originally posted by harbingerofthevoid:You sir are going to make some lucky person very happy for a very short time.
For about an inch and a half, I'd guess. [/QUOTE]
Marlo will one day write a book about coming up just short...
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paragondave Member
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posted March 03, 2013 04:40 PM
quote: Originally posted by marlo213: My karma is kind low, but if it wasn't, then I would tell you that you don't have to guess, you can just ask your mom about it
If I was watching you say this to Josh to his face, I would not interfere in the butt-whoopin' that would ensue. I would simply sit back and wait for Josh to buy me a soda after he was done.
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