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Topic: Animal and smoke free home
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B14ckM4g3 Member
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posted February 26, 2013 04:23 PM
I laughed pretty hardhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/251234753786
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Pail42 Member
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posted February 26, 2013 04:30 PM
That's excellent.
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caquaa Member
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posted February 26, 2013 04:46 PM
grounds for divorce? then again, hes dumb enough to keep a deck of magic cards in a pocket....
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MeddlingMage Member
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posted February 26, 2013 04:53 PM
quote: Originally posted by caquaa: grounds for divorce? then again, hes dumb enough to keep a deck of magic cards in a pocket....
2 decks...smh, too bad for him! ~MM __________________ Blah, blah, blah werewolf. Smackity-smack not a werewolf. Suspicious of this fruit loop. My vote this round will be for Player X.New keeper of the Logout button
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Devonin Member
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posted February 26, 2013 05:41 PM
Pretty sure the 'animal and smoke free home' bit is an auto-added signature to their listings.
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southparker2002 Member
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posted February 26, 2013 05:53 PM
I would bury her in the backyard
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oneofchaos Member
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posted February 26, 2013 05:57 PM
quote: Originally posted by southparker2002: I would bury her in the backyard
For doing the laundry seems a LITTLE harsh.
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Volcanon Member
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posted February 26, 2013 06:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by southparker2002: I would bury her in the backyard
The lost value is what, like a couple hundred bucks tops? He probably bought the water graves and like when they were cheap, too. I wouldn't go straight to murder for that much. My wife makes me buy her stupid gifts she never uses that cost more than that.
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isetfire Member
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posted February 26, 2013 08:51 PM
I'm still wondering how you fit 2 decks in pants pockets.
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Lord Crovax Member
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posted February 26, 2013 08:59 PM
I'm wondering how this has 25 bids is 30 bucks and has 6.00 shipping/?? 0_o
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oneofchaos Member
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posted February 27, 2013 01:13 AM
Also what kind of jerk runs 5 isolated chapels. I'm on to you mystery husband...
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CrazyBones Member
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posted February 27, 2013 11:31 AM
$32 and counting. Totally amazed at how much this has been bid up to.
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Mr.C Member
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posted February 27, 2013 01:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by southparker2002: I would bury her in the backyard
I bet you're single
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valorale Member
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posted February 27, 2013 09:40 PM
@isetfire .. likely cargo pantsId be annoyed but pfft just a standard deck of easy to obtain cards. If it was my shops or gush deck id be devastated. Although on the flip side, neither of those wouldve been in my pant pockets.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by valorale on February 27, 2013]
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ermabwed Member
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posted February 27, 2013 10:26 PM
Yeah, the guy definitely had it coming. They were probably in rubber bands anyway. Most of that damage was likely already there.__________________ Always buying misprints. See my list for the best Alternate 4th buy prices in the world (bulk rares $3!) T-Chinese Portal Feral Shadow $8 Legends APs
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KIP_NZ Member
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posted March 01, 2013 01:09 AM
quote: Originally posted by southparker2002: I would bury her in the backyard
You're looking at this all wrong. Every married man should look at this as a free pass for all MTG spends for ever. Her: "YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON A CARD???" Him: "Less than the cards you washed" Repeat 10-15 times over the next 5 years.
__________________ Adrian Proudly not Hansolo's Sweetchecks Former DCI Level 2 Judge (Retired)
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JensK Member
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posted March 01, 2013 05:34 AM
quote: Originally posted by isetfire: I'm still wondering how you fit 2 decks in pants pockets.
+1
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Pail42 Member
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posted March 01, 2013 06:01 AM
Cargo pants, that's how.quote: Originally posted by KIP_NZ: You're looking at this all wrong. Every married man should look at this as a free pass for all MTG spends for ever. Her: "YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON A CARD???" Him: "Less than the cards you washed"Repeat 10-15 times over the next 5 years.
+1
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iccarus Member
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posted March 01, 2013 07:07 AM
quote: Originally posted by KIP_NZ: You're looking at this all wrong. Every married man should look at this as a free pass for all MTG spends for ever. Her: "YOU SPENT HOW MUCH ON A CARD???" Him: "Less than the cards you washed"Repeat 10-15 times over the next 5 years.
Sounds about right. __________________ Wisconsin - smells like dairy air!I collect Granite Gargoyles. Send them my way.
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Bugger Member
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posted March 01, 2013 11:29 AM
The hell kind of pansy doesn't do his own laundry, anyway?
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hilikuS Member
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posted March 01, 2013 11:48 AM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: The hell kind of pansy doesn't do his own laundry, anyway?
I would like to be that pansy.
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JayC Member
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posted March 01, 2013 11:54 AM
P O S! Rough.
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Bugger Member
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posted March 01, 2013 12:04 PM
quote: Originally posted by hilikuS: I would like to be that pansy.
It's not that difficult to do, tbh. the lister has a great opportunity to solve the problem, too; just tell her husband "wash your own clothes and it won't happen". Or, if he's so forgetful he still leaves his decks in his pockets (???), it's on his head. __________________ It is a known fact that more Americans watch the television than any other appliance.
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marlo213 Member
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posted March 01, 2013 12:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: It's not that difficult to do, tbh. the lister has a great opportunity to solve the problem, too; just tell her husband "wash your own clothes and it won't happen". Or, if he's so forgetful he still leaves his decks in his pockets (???), it's on his head.
What kind of a pansy are you that you DO your own laundry when you have a wife?
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flophaus Member
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posted March 01, 2013 12:32 PM
Who doesn't check pockets before doing the laundry!?That really sucks for him, though... I just don't get why anyone would want these cards though!
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