*Put your cats up in a kennel for a few days/a week or so while you search for an apartment.

*Have friends or family care for a cat or two while you search for an apartment.

*Walk around different neighbourhoods and call the numbers on "for rent" signs. That is the single most effective way of finding an apartment. Ask about cats immediately, and if the response is positive, ask to see the place. You should be able to find a place within a day by doing this--although the more time you spend doing it, the more likely you are to find a place perfectly to your liking, rather than just merely adequate.

*Check Kijiji or whatever your equivalent is. Facebook and craigslist are singularly crappy for apartment listings.

*Once you've secured a place, plan ahead for next time.

Good luck.

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have a close friend or relative babysit your cats for a while

You realize, by the way, that you are giving a very strange picture of yourself to us with this last string of posts, right?

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Originally posted by BIGWIG:
Maybe ask the local law enforcement if they could speed up your internet harassment/stalking situation and your intent to not pay any fines and possibly before Friday the Sheriff could accommodate you...

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Originally posted by BIGWIG:
Maybe ask the local law enforcement if they could speed up your internet harassment/stalking situation and your intent to not pay any fines and possibly before Friday the Sheriff could accommodate you...

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Originally posted by flophaus:
Cats or homelessness? Hmmm...

Seriously though, I think you need to have someone watch your cats for a little while if you need to figure things out!

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I do not play magic the gathering anymore. I do not owe any cards. I play online with mws occassionally, so being close to a shop really does not mean anything to me.

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Originally posted by ImOldGreg:
I do not play magic the gathering anymore. I do not owe any cards. I play online with mws occassionally, so being close to a shop really does not mean anything to me.

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So... you're not a magic player anymore but you call yourself a magic player in an earlier quote. O.o got it.

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As for the above post, I'm attached to my cats. I love them like a son or daughter. I cannot just abandon them. I took a civil duty to raise them and provide them with a loving home where they get the best food and plenty of attention. To put it this way, all of you like magic the gathering. How would you feel if someone said you had to throw away all your cards and never play again???? How would you feel? I'm pretty sure you would be upset because all of you have thousands of dollars invested in the game and a reputation of being a good player. Even though this is a terrible analogy, it is emotionally the same.

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Eh, not really. If I were forced to choose between Magic and having a home the cards would be out the door faster than it'll take you to read this sentence. Besides, exactly how well do you think you'll be able to care for 4 cats when you're freaking homeless?

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Originally posted by airwalk:
I wonder if you're of sane mind enough to care for the animals you profess to love so much, I mean, get your junk together man... 5 days before your lease is up isn't the time to go apartment hunting.

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QFT.

seriously, get help man.

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Originally posted by thror:
You neglected to answer the other, more important question. If your lease is up Friday, why the hell are you looking for new living arrangements THREE DAYS before then, and not like, three weeks ago?

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Originally posted by ImOldGreg:
i found a house with 3 other roommates... they were incompatible. When I mean they were incompatible, they were drinking every night, the one girl had a rap sheet of possession, underage drinking, etc. Also, she had a violent bitchy temper when drunk or in a bad mood. Therefore, I backed out last week

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A guy who refuses to leave behind 4 cats complaining about roommates with incompatible lifestyles? Oh the irony.

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Originally posted by airwalk:
Sounds to me like you found 3 typical college students.

Try and rent out a room from an elderly lady (they like cats right?) or something... or a bachelor apartment, etc. Roommates don't sound like they are going to work for you, everyone always finds something that annoys/bothers/upsets them about their roommates habbits... but, it's up to you to get over these things because it's going to be the same wherever you go.

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You are coming off very ignorant sir. This is a misnomer. Not all college students like partying, doing drugs, and getting involved with illegal activities. Yes, you can bring up my harassment charge but that was a civil matter, not a criminal matter. I apologized and paid the university fine. Also, having an illegal weapon, doing drugs is much more severe than an online troll harassment charge. I just want to graduate next year and get on with my life. I do not have the desire to behave like an ass under the influence etc.... ok, one of you is going to post something like this, so save yourself the time and let me do this:

"You make an ass out of yourself either way so waht is the difference under the influence?..."" ok, fine whatever. But, mine is not on a day to day basis.I'm a good person, just a bit misunderstood. My father was abusive to me which probably effected my social skills, but I assure you I'm perfectly normal. I might act immature from time to time, but it has been getting better slowly (which is good because some people do not change)

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A guy who refuses to leave behind 4 cats complaining about roommates with incompatible lifestyles? Oh the irony.

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lol @ possession and drinking charges. Those aren't even real crimes. Go live with your damn parents.

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Originally posted by Volcanon:
lol @ possession and drinking charges. Those aren't even real crimes. Go live with your damn parents.

How does a college student have the time or money for four non-fish pets?

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you're an ******* and an idiot. yes, driving under the influence is not a real crime, you are so right. Drunk driving and fatalities are trivial. People should be just given a minor traffic citation for those because everyone does that **** right? I'm done here.

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Originally posted by ImOldGreg:
you're an ******* and an idiot. yes, driving under the influence is not a real crime, you are so right. Drunk driving and fatalities are trivial. People should be just given a minor traffic citation for those because everyone does that **** right? I'm done here.

Oh, and btw... I sold all my magic cards back in 2009 and use that to feed and provide my cats. My cats imo are better than magic the gathering (at least now), maybe not when I was a teenager. I mean it is pieces of cardboard. I would never spend anything more than 20 dollars for a piece of card. Cats are awesome, and shame on you for patronizing my character because I own wonderful animals. I might become a vet because I enjoy working with animals so much. Also, volunteering at an animal shelter and taking care of cats is more noble than playing mtg volcanon

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Yes, you are the center of the universe and everyone should marvel at your awesomeness.

Here's a newsflash: People don't care about people they don't *have* to care about. This goes for your landlord, for us, for anyone else you encounter on your quest for new living space.