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Topic: News of Dominia - 6.9.2000
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King Masticore
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posted September 06, 2000 07:06 AM
      
Welcome to non-daily issue of News of Dominia, the new on-line newspaper!Headlines:
Phyrexian Negator fell in stairs, whole tv studio disappeared All Magic players around the world probably know the famous Phyrexian "Eric" Negator. He has his own talkshow on channel 5, well at least had, but something very strange happened today. Negator was walking to toilet via stairs, but accidently his foot slipped and he falled and knocked his head to the floor, which caused fainting. When he woke up, the whole studio was disappeared mysteriously. Thing like this has happened to mr. Negator earlier: When he was a kid, some of his friends tripped Negator and that tripper never saw his shoes again. Mr. Negator spared some comments to us: "Urrrghhhh Bwaaaaayyyyggggghhh Arrrrr... and i was very drunk then" . Timmy, Power Gamer sued Squee, Goblin Nabob Timmy "Power Gamer" Snot has bringed an action against Squee "Goblin Nabob" Fluff, because Squee continously keeps disturbing Timmy's privacy. Now, Timmy tells us: "Arrgghh! I'm going mad with that goblin, i can't even sleep because he always sits there and never goes away. I've even killed that goblin 3 times, but no, he always comes back. *Sigh*" We'll wait the decicion of the court. Vesuvan Doppelganger's passport request denied Ben "Vesuvan" Doppelganger requested a passport a while ago. Now, he cops weren't able to grant the passport to Doppelganger, because he doesn't look like one in his passport photo. Now Doppelganger can't visit his grandma, Ester Shapeshifter, in Phyrexia.
"Oh no, now i can't see my grandson. I'm sure that he has changed a lot", thought Ester. Weather forecast:
Couple of suns will shine at the morning, and there may be little stone rains at noon, but nothing fatal. At the evening the Hurricane might appear, so be sure not to fly today. And watch out of the ice storm, do not walk outside without your boots.
In City Of Brass there may be a little thunder on the air, beware of any Chain Lightnings. __________________
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The Magic Dude
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posted July 05, 2001 09:29 AM
An old article...but I like it. 
New members, new chances!  __________________
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King Masticore
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posted July 05, 2001 10:10 AM
Omg...  Now i know that embarassment is one reason for suicide. This is 9 months old! __________________
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Goaswerfraiejen
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posted July 05, 2001 01:01 PM
lol, I never noticed the date. Great bit of fun, though, Nasticore. (Intentional misspell)__________________
Evil-doers! Cower in fright for I am the one, the only...uhh... Psst! Mat! What was that name again?What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine...
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The Magic Dude
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posted July 05, 2001 01:26 PM
The grammar is kinda sweet too. __________________
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MordainThade
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posted July 05, 2001 10:50 PM
This, to put it simply, rocks the house __________________
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WeedIan
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posted July 08, 2001 12:00 AM
  
how did this post get passed by before?__________________
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mageta,the lion_00
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posted July 08, 2001 11:22 AM
Love the Article, wonder why no one notuced it  __________________
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anthony
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posted July 08, 2001 11:26 AM
write MORE!!!__________________
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Mr. Ruboonia
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posted July 08, 2001 07:18 PM
i love it!! King Masticore, you should become a columnist!
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Sasquatch
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posted July 09, 2001 11:07 AM
King Masticore your my hero when I grow up I wanna be JUST LIKE YOU.
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The Magic Dude
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posted July 10, 2001 07:27 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Sasquatch:
King Masticore your my hero when I grow up I wanna be JUST LIKE YOU.
People are getting exaggeratedly enthusiastic here... __________________
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anthony
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posted July 10, 2001 08:04 AM
what?!?! you don't worship him too__________________
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TheWestWing
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posted July 10, 2001 01:13 PM
It's Dominaria. (It was originally Dominia but they changed it.)__________________
If only Greedo had shot first."I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise them cuz they're lazy.
So grow to praise me, I'm makin em go crazy.
That's how I got the whole nation to embrace me!"
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The Magic Dude
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posted July 10, 2001 05:11 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TheWestWing:
It's Dominaria. (It was originally Dominia but they changed it.)
Was that also the case at the time this article was originally posted?  __________________
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King Masticore
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posted July 13, 2001 11:40 AM
quote:
Originally posted by anthony:
what?!?! you don't worship him too
Yeah, Youri, you should worship me. After all, I have bigger chainsaw. Though i wonder why 9 months old article draws more and more attention now? __________________
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WeedIan
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posted July 13, 2001 10:19 PM
its because no one back then knew the enormous size of yer.. ummm ahem..Sense of Humor. __________________
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The Magic Dude
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posted July 14, 2001 02:30 AM
quote:
Originally posted by King Masticore:
Yeah, Youri, you should worship me. After all, I have bigger chainsaw.
There's no other conclusion possible but this one: You're obsessed. __________________
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