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Avatar of Might Member	posted September 11, 2001 12:27 AM Welcome to Phyrexia, Welcome to the Land of Enchantment. Here you will find amazing beauty, ancient cultures, outdoor and Indoor recreation, and warm hospitality. The landscape is rich with diversity from mountains to Swamps to Islands to Plains and forests. The Phyrexian Ministry of Tourism thanks you for deciding to spend your vacation in our region. This guide will present you with an updated list of activities and attractions to spend your time and gold coins. RESTAURANTS Whether you are a slim wizard, or a hungry Spiritmonger, Phyrexia has a wide variety of restaurants and fast food stops to answer your every whims. Burgoblin King Here you can Enjoy your favorite Hamburgoblins. Speciality Dish: Big Goblin Whopper The best Goblin meat in all Phyrexia. Kentucky Fried BOP Come and dine at Colonel Sisay's Kentucky Fried Bop! Enjoy eating your Birds of Paradise the way you like it! A wide variety of BOPs, Cooked and served the way you like! Delicious! Dishes Include Spicy BOPs, Crunchy BOPs, and Dont forget our Secret Recipe BOP! McDonelves- Over 1 Million served McDonelves is one of the most popular fast food service around. Delicious Elfburgers. Famous dishes include the "Big Mac-Elf" and the "Quarter Poundelf". As a Side Dish, you can order "Fries of Yavimaya". If you enjoy eating elves, you've certainly come to the right place. NOW PLAYING AT THE CINEMANA Charlies' Serra Angels Join the famous elite crime-fighting Trio: Serra, Radiant and Reya in this action packed movie, As they battle evil in service of the mysterious Charlie. Crouching Tiger, Shivan Dragon "Crouching Tiger, Shivan Dragon" is an epic love story set against the breathtaking landscapes of ancient China. This Movies is a Must see, Its nominated for no less than FIVE Tolarian Academy Awards, Including best movie and best misdirection!!! Air Elemental Force One In this Action packed Movie, Air Elementals take over Rofellos Lanowar Emissary's Predator Flagship- the Air Force One. Rofellos is a Diplomatic Emissary- Not a Warrior- Does he have what it takes to overcome the Air Elementals? Mox Pearl Harbor This Grandious production recreates the Surprise attack of Dominaria on Phyrexia, striking where they least expected: The Rishadan Port of Mox Pearl Harbor. Fact or Pulp Fiction Delightful film with lots of twisting turns and intersecting tales, From the famous misdirector Quentinker Avatarantino, Who also misdirected the Hit Movie "Reservoir Plague Dogs" LIVE PERFORMANCES: Lots of Music groups are currently performing across phyrexia: Circle of Protection: GreenDay Including their Famous Hit song: "The Snake Basketcase" Urza's Destiny's Child Famous for their catchy Cauldron Dance songs. Metallicaworker To those of you who enjoy loud noise. Performance includes their famous song "Nightscape Master of Puppets" Mox Pearl Jam No description needed for this classic group, This band is an all time favorite of both Hamsters and Rangers Everywhere, Rejoice! YOUR HORRORSCOPE Sacriquarius (Banuary 20 - Mox Februby 18) Lucky Creature Type: Kavus Enrich your education by studying at the Library of Alexandria Swords to Pisces (Mox Februby 19- March of Souls 20) You will make friends with a friendly Questing Phelddagrif. This week is a good week to Absorb other wizards' Spells Tolaries ( March of Souls 21-Tapril 19) This week will be a total disaster. Your army of creatures which you have worked on for the past seven years will be lost by your enemy's Wrath of God. ALl your lands will be destroyed with an Armageddon. Terminataurus (Tapril 20- Yavimaya 20) Take this week off to enjoy good sports such as Base Ball Lightning Geminti/Near Geminti (Yavimaya 21- Junetu stakes 20) Do not trust your Llanowar Elves. They will Desert you Cancerspell (Junetu stakes 21- Julym Djinn 22) Your Ship awaits you at Rishadan Port, ready to take you to on your leisure cruise to the Volcanic Island Kavu Chameleo (Julym Djinn 23- Augusht 22) Dont let your birds of Paradise free of the cage, or they will fly away Virgoblin (Augusht 23- Taptember 22) This is the crucial week which will determine the rest of your life. Its now or never. Do or Die. Fact or Fiction. Death or Glory. Libra of Alexandria (Taptember 23- Okktober 22) You are out of your time. Out of Print. Scorepio (Okktober 22- Novemberserk 21) Enjoy your life while you can. It will soon drop to zero. Soldevi Sagitarius (Novemberserk 22- DCI Ember 21) All the spells you cast this week will be countered. You will be crushed by a Spiritmonger. Gerrard Capashenricorn (DCI Ember 22- Banuary 21) This week is your best opportunity to gain new mana. Just be careful not to lose it to a Mana Short. Disclaimer: The Phyrexian Ministry of Tourism is not responsible liable for any products or services you purchased from the advertisers in this guide. Your business dealings with the advertisers are solely your responsibility and the Phyrexian Ministry of Tourism shall not be liable for any loss or damage of any sort including getting eaten alive by a Spiritmonger or Death, incurred to you as a result of a business transaction with our advertisers __________________ -We had creative differences: i was creative and he was different -When i say "Jump!", you say "How High?" -Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at the *worst possible moment.* -All generalizations are false DNAforensics@yahoo.com ICQ# 121503916 MOTL Reaches 20000 members! (Screenshot) [Edited 22 times, lastly by Avatar of Might on September 30, 2001]
Glowing goo Member	posted September 11, 2001 05:04 AM LOL That's good! Especially that part about KF BoP. Hehehe... ~G
King Masticore Member	posted September 11, 2001 10:32 AM Agh, of course he just had to write a funnier humor article than I did. Good one, keep up the good work! __________________ "I just heard Napalm Death today. Now every band sounds a lot better than before." -Me Do you have an Apprentice problem? Say no more, Read This ! ICQ: 81105259
Pandeburst Member	posted September 11, 2001 05:06 PM That was hilarious. Keep up the good work. __________________ ~Pandeburst
NukeMoose Member	posted September 11, 2001 05:37 PM I can't imagine why anyone would eat a BoP. I stopped reading the article at that point. YOU MONSTERS!
anthony Member	posted September 11, 2001 05:39 PM thanks i needed this..you helped me feel better.. __________________ ~Anthony~ Refs I need hull breaches..i have 366 Adair@traverse.net
T-O-N Member	posted September 12, 2001 04:37 PM excellent reading, two thumbs up ! __________________ To endure oneself may be the hardesk task in the universe -Hayt
reinhart Banned	posted September 14, 2001 12:40 PM not bad, Sword to Pisces hehe __________________ MagicTutorial.com teaches people how to play Magic
NightDog Member	posted September 14, 2001 06:29 PM lol that was good __________________ ex-modarator for trading news and rumors for the(now dead) realm at www.truehideaway.com have any cards drawn by chris rush let me know If we rearrange the atoms in dirt, water and air , we can make potatoes NO HUGS FOR YOU!! - the hug nazi
sacrificial god Member	posted September 17, 2001 04:27 PM once again a great article by the avatar __________________ My List My Refs johnboyisking@hotmail.com
legendarydragon Member	posted September 17, 2001 10:12 PM i ate a bop for supper tonight, i lost a game that if he did, he'd owe me a case of beer, but if i lost i had to eat a birdie. l got channel balled... doh!!!
Eron the Relentless Member	posted September 19, 2001 07:42 PM Superb!! I can tell alot of thought went into this article... I especially loved the horoscope! lol Write more, it's great light reading -Eron- __________________ I'll play apprentice with anyone willing, reach me at AIM: baronsengir16 The Alternative Modern Rock radio station I work at: www.wstbradio.com ~Poopykins, Poopykins, Meow! Meow! Meow!!~ *Marron!*
Someguy Banned	posted September 20, 2001 02:56 PM That was one of the funnier articles I'd read in a little while. Keep up the good work!
BoltBait Moderator	posted September 20, 2001 05:56 PM GREAT article! EDIT: Why don't humor articles ever make it to the front page? __________________ I have the best looking H/W List at MOTL! Read my book! [Edited 1 times, lastly by BoltBait on September 20, 2001]
yeom Unregistered	posted September 20, 2001 06:29 PM That's the funniest thing I've ever read I especially like the magic tie-ins to restaurant, movie, and horrorscope names. I think this is worthy of the back page that inquest does. You should write freelance!
Blazing_Specter13 Member	posted September 21, 2001 12:46 AM Very good work. A+ Material. I especially like "Crouching Tiger, Shivan Dragon". Even though I actually liked that movie. Maybe for the movies, you should have include the all time favorite of sci-fi fans "The Mana Matrix" or for "Star Scouting Trek". Just a few suggestions. Keep up the good work! __________________ If anyone wants to contact me,you can email me at blazing_specter2000@hotmail.com, I have AIM - screen name BlazingSpecter69,as well as MSN Messenger (see email address). My Refs
Valmtg Member	posted September 21, 2001 02:17 PM I really liked this! You sure did a ton of research on making this all work out just right. Did you have help on this or were you going solo? I'd like to see another article like this soon. I can't believe I actually cracked my face with a smile. <-- Lookie! First smiley in MOTL from me in a long time! (ow, ow, now my face hurts!) __________________ 9.11.01 Thank You 9-14-01_6:20 so why do I love when I still feel pain...?
HanSolo6385 Member	posted September 23, 2001 12:40 AM Ron, you scare me. You might be just as crazy as I am...I LIKE IT! __________________ AIM Handle: SURFNSKI4REAL E-mail Address: SURFNSKI4REAL@aol.com King Woopywoopy of the Penguin Clan VAL IS NOT-SO-POOPTASTIC!
Urza124 Unregistered	posted September 25, 2001 02:58 PM that kicks some major booty. I enjoy laughing at things that other people like me wrote(They have so much free time but no money to buy drugs cuz they spent it all on Magic).
Black_Curtain Member	posted September 30, 2001 01:02 PM I'm dying!@# Can't stop laughing!!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# I was actually laughing out LOUD! GREAT! A++++++++++++!
yip_boy Member	posted September 30, 2001 02:05 PM cheesy, but thats what we live for! btw, Il have um... double bacon cheese burgur, 2 double-quarter pounders, super sized fries, and a 2 liter orange pop to wash it down (il be see YOU in the hospital) __________________ Note: The Signature feature is currently enabled by this bulletin board's administrator. You may use UBB Code in this field, but not HTML. The UBB Code Image tag is not permitted, however. Please note, signatures are limited to 300 characters in length.:D
KIP_NZ Member	posted October 09, 2001 10:00 PM Thanx Ron I was having a boring day at work today till i read this and it put a on my Dial. How did you come up with the idea for it? Thanks and I look forward to a second edition if there is going to be one? __________________ Adrian Proud to be associated with Magictutorial.com.
ajw8899 Member	posted December 25, 2002 08:23 PM haha thats great! love the discalimer

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