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GottaLoveElves Member	posted March 07, 2009 06:38 PM There's a girl here with one of my roommates named Ivana Johnson. I wouldn't believe it 'til I saw her driver's license. __________________ MOTL's answer to Billy Crystal. He's old enough to know what's right, but young enough not to choose it. He's noble enough to win the world, but weak enough to lose it. "Pray to God? Nahh. I pray to Hitler. He gets things done." Long Story Short... (My Blog) 04/28/02
Bugger Member	posted March 07, 2009 06:45 PM quote: Originally posted by GottaLoveElves: There's a girl here with one of my roommates named Ivana Johnson. I wouldn't believe it 'til I saw her driver's license. ... You asked to see her driver's liscence? __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House [u]Current
puregoblinboy47 Member	posted March 07, 2009 06:51 PM I'd need proof of that too.
rockondon Member	posted March 07, 2009 09:49 PM shoulda just gave her your johnson
pyr0ma5ta Banned	posted March 08, 2009 12:37 AM quote: Originally posted by GottaLoveElves: There's a girl here with one of my roommates named Ivana Johnson. I wouldn't believe it 'til I saw her driver's license. Ivana Humpalot? __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist. Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
Our_Benefactors Member	posted March 08, 2009 07:41 AM quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: Ivana Humpalot? Prince Humperdink?
rockondon Member	posted March 08, 2009 09:24 AM quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: If your rockondon lasts more than 4 hours, consult your physician? No worries about that one. Even 4 minutes is a good time for me. __________________ \|My Angels~My P9 l""\|"\__, \|~~My #1 Angel~~l'_\|'_\|_\|) \|(@)(@)""*\|(@)(@)\|(@)
GottaLoveElves Member	posted March 08, 2009 09:45 AM quote: Originally posted by Bugger: ... You asked to see her driver's liscence? She offered. I imagine I would, too--when someone looks at you and says "BS, that's not really your name", I guess you've gotta prove it somehow. __________________ MOTL's answer to Billy Crystal. He's old enough to know what's right, but young enough not to choose it. He's noble enough to win the world, but weak enough to lose it. "Pray to God? Nahh. I pray to Hitler. He gets things done." Long Story Short... (My Blog) 04/28/02
PlasteredDragon Member	posted March 08, 2009 09:58 AM My next door neighbor's garage just did a Dow Jones and collapsed flat to the ground in about 3 seconds. WTH???
Bugger Member	posted March 08, 2009 03:19 PM Sig repair test __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House Everybody lies.
puregoblinboy47 Member	posted March 08, 2009 07:29 PM O hay pyro u gonna b at tmd rite?
Our_Benefactors Member	posted March 08, 2009 07:32 PM I am posting stuff. I also turn 18 in 10 days! Woo
gar Member	posted March 08, 2009 07:34 PM quote: Originally posted by Our_Benefactors: I am posting stuff. I also turn 18 in 10 days! Woo Good, go join the Navy then, best 2 single years of my life! __________________ *If one could ever think of the most evil entity ever known, I would have say that it would be mankind itself* I trade online way too much! I know!
Our_Benefactors Member	posted March 08, 2009 08:38 PM quote: Originally posted by gar: Good, go join the Navy then, best 2 single years of my life! omg no. I'm going to college somewhere for computer science next year. I'm accepted, but haven't yet made a final decision. Plus, enough with the singleness in highschool
cerberus Moderator	posted March 08, 2009 09:05 PM quote: Originally posted by rockondon: shoulda just gave her your johnson For once... I agree with rockondon.
pyr0ma5ta Banned	posted March 08, 2009 10:55 PM quote: Originally posted by rockondon: No worries about that one. Even 4 minutes is a good time for me. Yeah I know, your wife told me. quote: Originally posted by PlasteredDragon: My next door neighbor's garage just did a Dow Jones and collapsed flat to the ground in about 3 seconds. WTH??? On the one hand, lol @ dji joke, on the other hand, @ dji joke. quote: Originally posted by puregoblinboy47: O hay pyro u gonna b at tmd rite? no i accidentally the whole qualifying exam. is this bad? because i accidentally the WHOLE thing in ur base. __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist. Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
neo darkside Member	posted March 09, 2009 06:20 AM FYI, when you call for some technical assitance from tech support, it is generally a bad situation when they hang up on you after avoid your question for a half hour. haha Thank god they are paying me to be on MOTL.. Shawn~
yakusoku Member	posted March 09, 2009 10:01 AM ME: "...blah, blah, blah... so the transliteration from Japanese to English can... blah, blah, blah" FRIEND: "What?! {chuckle} What did you just say? {laugh} That's not how you pronounce 'translation'." ME: "I said 'transliteration'. It's the act of interpreting one written language to another, when they have different writing systems." FRIEND: "Oh. So... I'm just an idiot who doesn't know big words." ME: "No. Well... yeah, basically."
Our_Benefactors Member	posted March 09, 2009 10:09 AM Gets email notification with subject "support" Me: Oh! It must be a role for WW! Fun! Me: Oh wait. I got posted to the BTA <_<
Bugger Member	posted March 09, 2009 03:48 PM Update: I am now using previously mentioned chili to make chili cheese dogs. They are delicious. __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House Everybody lies
puregoblinboy47 Member	posted March 09, 2009 04:48 PM Idiocracy is one of my new favorite movies.
TheGame Member	posted March 09, 2009 05:20 PM quote: Originally posted by puregoblinboy47: Idiocracy is one of my new favorite movies. Thanks for reminding me - I could really use a gentleman's latte.
pyr0ma5ta Banned	posted March 09, 2009 05:34 PM I am Quail Man. Hear me roar. __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist. Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
Jazaray Moderator	posted March 09, 2009 06:02 PM quote: Originally posted by Bugger: Update: I am now using previously mentioned chili to make chili cheese dogs. They are delicious. Bring me some! Thanks, Jazaray __________________ A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick: There was a nice lassie named Jaz Many wished to have what she has, A delicate face, A soft warm embrace, And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz. WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom. TheGame sure knows his MOTLers!
JoshSherman Member	posted March 09, 2009 06:04 PM quote: Originally posted by puregoblinboy47: Idiocracy is one of my new favorite movies. butt***ers __________________ MafiaBassJoshweekLetter Bombs!PricesGathererLogout “Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.”- Ayn Rand

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