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Topic: The Post for Stuff You just want to tell people, part 302
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rockondon
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posted February 25, 2009 07:08 PM
         
Bugger, there's much better House quotes out there.House: My [male organ] stopped breathing...do you know CPR? House: "Okay, it is a long shot but it's possible I'm an ass. Ironically, we need to do a colonoscopy to confirm." House: "People interest me. Conversations don't." (this one suits me so well) House: "I know head and heart start with the same three letters, but you've got to read all the way to the end." House: "He should check his pants -- I think we might have an anal hygiene violation." Patient: "I'm a virgin, so is my fiancé."
House: "I believe him."
Patient: "Are there other ways I could get pregnant? Like...sitting on a toilet seat?"
House: "Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes, absolutely. Edit: Incidentally, you can find more House quotes here http://www.houseMDquotes.com
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[Edited 3 times, lastly by rockondon on February 25, 2009]
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Montague
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posted February 25, 2009 07:16 PM
Only 49 more days.....Until the end of tax season. I can't freaking wait!!
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Battle_of_Twits
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posted February 25, 2009 08:58 PM
If I get rickrolled one more time...__________________
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.For breaking a mirror I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me 5.
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puregoblinboy47
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posted February 25, 2009 09:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAshi4vdbg&feature=related
[Edited 1 times, lastly by puregoblinboy47 on February 25, 2009]
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BoltBait
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posted February 25, 2009 09:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
If I get rickrolled one more time...
Don't worry. I added a forum rule making Rick Rolling illegal. If you see it again, just report it and one of the mods will start smacking. __________________
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Selvaxri
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posted February 25, 2009 09:27 PM
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Originally posted by BoltBait:
Don't worry. I added a forum rule making Rick Rolling illegal. If you see it again, just report it and one of the mods will start smacking.
yeah, figures... i was gonna say rule, schmoole, and lucky me- when i quote it, it links to a suspicious youtube vid...
is 2g1c the new 'rickrollin' you sick sick mods...
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rockondon
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posted February 25, 2009 10:04 PM
Just bought a new mox ruby and updated the P9 pics in my sig.
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pyr0ma5ta
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posted February 25, 2009 11:53 PM
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Originally posted by BoltBait:
Don't worry. I added a forum rule making Rick Rolling illegal. If you see it again, just report it and one of the mods will start smacking.
Really? Guess I'll be getting rebant pretty fast then. __________________
This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
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Cab
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posted February 26, 2009 01:19 AM
The inside back of my right knee is hurting again. Kinda strange since this isn't the knee that I messed up playing sports. __________________
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skizzikmonger
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posted February 26, 2009 02:02 AM
Having a 2 month old tire go flat really sucks. Good thing it's still under warranty. Free repair or replacement for 12 months>>>than spending $15-$80+tax.
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pyr0ma5ta
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posted February 26, 2009 08:11 AM
This made me lol uncontrollably.__________________
This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
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yakusoku
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posted February 26, 2009 08:39 AM
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Originally posted by Cab:
Did you move out of the bay area or do you still live there? I'm not sure whether to play affinity or some RG LDesque homebrew deck. I'm probably just gonna say screw it and play affinity.
I'm still in the Bay Area (San Jose). Affinity > RG LD. I can't make it there to play due to other conflicts, but I'm not sure what I'd play if I could make it.
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PlasteredDragon
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posted February 26, 2009 09:05 AM
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Originally posted by BoltBait:
Plus, if you know about http://www.rhymezone.com... even easier.
LOL! That was awesome. I've used rhymezone in the past--it won't help you with meter and intent of course, and as rhyming dictionaries go, I've found it to be on the weak side. Since they linked it with the OneLook dictionary, it's become much more powerful.Still though, I often find I end up using rhymes I didn't get from rhymezone. It pays too much attention to consonance and not enough to assonance, so you only get perfect rhymes like "world" and "curled"--it totally misses out on the broader spectrum of partial rhymes like "world" and "girl", proper name rhymes like "twirl" and "Earl" or "Ural", and jargonesque rhymes like "girl" and "URL". And it's weak on multi-word rhymes. But as a supplement to the process, it certainly has it's place. But I didn't use rhymezone for the Astley parody... song was easy enough all on it's own. I definitely had to use it for the Ludacris parody I wrote back in WW6. __________________
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BoltBait
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posted February 26, 2009 09:18 AM
I agree with your criticism of rhymezone. I really wish it would give improper rhymes. But, on the whole, I find it indispensable when writing lyrics.__________________
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Battle_of_Twits
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posted February 26, 2009 09:36 AM
quote:
Originally posted by BoltBait:
Don't worry. I added a forum rule making Rick Rolling illegal. If you see it again, just report it and one of the mods will start smacking.
Ha! You didn't get me that time. I'm on to you guys... __________________
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.For breaking a mirror I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me 5.
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PlasteredDragon
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posted February 26, 2009 09:53 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Cab:
The inside back of my right knee is hurting again. Kinda strange since this isn't the knee that I messed up playing sports.
How weird is that? The inside back of MY right knee is hurting too! Just started a couple days ago.Clearly it's inside-back-right-kneeitis--bound to shortly become the most widespread mildly annoying epidemic of all time. __________________
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Bugger
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posted February 26, 2009 10:51 AM
Proof that people are stupid, item # 3,459:
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And for the the record, I am well educated, but I dont think that a person who went to shcool
The BTA forums are just dripping with nuggets of gold like this one.
It can be seen in its natural habitat here.__________________
You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!
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JoshSherman
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posted February 26, 2009 11:33 AM
F you guys. I'm never clicking your links again.
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Bugger
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posted February 26, 2009 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by JoshSherman:
F you guys. I'm never clicking your links again.
*facepalms self* Kind of stupid of me to post an honest, non-rickroll link at the end of a page where every previous link has been for rickrolling... Didn't really think that one through. *sigh*...
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Battle_of_Twits
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posted February 26, 2009 11:50 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Bugger:
Proof that people are stupid, item # 3,459:
The BTA forums are just dripping with nuggets of gold like this one.
It can be seen in its natural habitat here.
Dude, something is seriously wrong with your link. __________________
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.For breaking a mirror I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me 5.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by Battle_of_Twits on February 26, 2009]
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Bugger
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posted February 26, 2009 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
Dude, something is seriously wrong with your link.
What- if you can't stand 'em, join 'em? :P __________________
You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!
-Hugh Laurie, House
{03-06-09}{shooting fish in a barrel}{obligatory}
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Battle_of_Twits
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posted February 26, 2009 12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bugger:
What- if you can't stand 'em, join 'em? :P
Yup __________________
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.For breaking a mirror I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me 5.
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PlasteredDragon
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posted February 26, 2009 12:25 PM
Had a CT/Scan today... man I hate those things.__________________
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psrex
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posted February 26, 2009 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by PlasteredDragon:
Had a CT/Scan today... man I hate those things.
The scans not bad but I hate slugging down the contrast. I hope you scan is OK, whatever its for.
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pyr0ma5ta
Banned
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posted February 26, 2009 12:46 PM
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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
Fixed your post
Fixed your post __________________
This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
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