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Topic: The Post for Stuff You just want to tell people, part 302
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Tha Gunslinga Moderator
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posted March 01, 2009 08:55 PM
That sounds more like Everclear to me.
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pyr0ma5ta Banned
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posted March 01, 2009 09:12 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ml490: 180 Proof Vodka is a bad Idea.Always.
180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, go with the HPLC grade ethanol. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like bioaccumulating carcinogens. __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 01, 2009]
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Our_Benefactors Member
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posted March 01, 2009 09:13 PM
Work not done.Probably failing AP Stats right now. Suck.
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puregoblinboy47 Member
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posted March 01, 2009 09:25 PM
quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: 180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, have Kyle make it for you. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like hanging out with Kyle.
You ain't kidding. Too bad you missed your chance, suga. *kiss*
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pyr0ma5ta Banned
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posted March 01, 2009 09:29 PM
quote: Originally posted by puregoblinboy47:
You ain't kidding. Too bad you missed your chance, suga. *kiss*
Hon, we'll still hang out sometime. And I'll beat you at the game. Speaking of The Game, I just lost. __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
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Omega Member
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posted March 01, 2009 10:10 PM
Played a game (two actually, but last one isnt complete) of Axis and Allies (board game) with 4 friends. I was British Empire and the Allies won because of a powerful joint strike on Italy (A sort of D day) with 6 transports full (7 infantry, 5 tanks), 2 Battleship providing artillery strike), 9 fighters and 2 bombers Germans had 7 tanks, and 8 infantries to defend. We won the dies and won the game Started another game with the Japanese. The "evils" are not doing too bad, but economically, the allies are winning against us. What to do? Attack at all cost, or wait? That is the question! My german ally is actually in a sort of cold war against the Russians at Caucasse - Ukraine (German is stronger economically, but the Russian can build troops directly at Caucasse and can bring more from Moscow. British has just lost his entire fleet (i lost a part of mine in a great battle near India). USA isnt on Europe ground yet. They have a lot of infantry in China (which is blocking my path to Russia) and Britain has a factory in India that is capable of building three infantries each turn just to hold me from attacking Russia! I think the only way we can win this is by attacking Russia on East (not defended). That means i will have to defeat both China/India or at least one of the two armies (neither have tanks/aircraft, so they cant really coutnerattack). Put some pressure on the East, and the German will be able to overrun Russia If we do it quick, British won't be able to help for a while (he lost all his ships after all) and USA is still far from being a threat. He does have some transports, but the best he can do is drop them in Africa (he cant, not yet at least, drop them on Europe ; he will need more transports to do that). what a great game that is Robert
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revenger Member
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posted March 02, 2009 12:28 AM
My g/f allowed her friend to use my computer and she went to the site of myspace.com and used yahoo im.I obtained Antivirus 360, I malicous vicous spyware/virus/malware attacker on a computer. I am hoping I got rid of it. I think I did. ~Revenger __________________ Need a 3rd party trade? Contact me at this email address.Aim: Revenger72 Let's chat now! Magic, FF, Star Wars! Anything! Your 2008 Motl Siskel &/or Ebert award winner!
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Cab Member
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posted March 02, 2009 01:22 AM
quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: 180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, go with the HPLC grade ethanol. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like bioaccumulating carcinogens.
Blindness ftw...? Blacking out is not fun times, although it was just onto a couch so no stories, sorry. __________________ "He knew suddenly that he was not going to escape. He was only mildly surprised to discover that he no longer cared. An instant later, he was dead."I collect FOIL Rootwater Thief, FOIL Simian Grunt, and FOIL Alpha Status. I want yours!!
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Bugger Member
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posted March 02, 2009 04:59 AM
quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: Hon, we'll still hang out sometime. And I'll beat you at the game. Speaking of The Game, I just lost.
HA, I wo-- crap. Never mind. In other news, getting eliminated from WW a day before you could have devoted a full one to planning the endgame= fail. Still, it was fun.
__________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House {03-06-09}{shooting fish in a barrel}{obligatory}
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Bugger Member
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posted March 02, 2009 03:23 PM
I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.Um....thank you, cracked.com? http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House {03-06-09}{shooting fish in a barrel}{obligatory}
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Battle_of_Twits Member
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posted March 02, 2009 07:54 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.Um....thank you, cracked.com? http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html
What a gyp. It's time for a picnic! __________________ Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.For breaking a mirror I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer says he can get me 5.
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Our_Benefactors Member
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posted March 02, 2009 08:01 PM
I knew about gyp, but the others are news to me.Not that any of those words are actually racist anymore.
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pyr0ma5ta Banned
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posted March 02, 2009 08:54 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.Um....thank you, cracked.com? http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html
Bugg'er? Hardly know 'er! /helpful __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 02, 2009]
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Bugger Member
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posted March 03, 2009 04:53 AM
What really suprises me is that so many of you actually clicked a link that came after six pages of solid rickrolling. Guess I'm trustworthy.Also: 1002nd post! Woo! __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House {03-06-09}{shooting fish in a barrel}{obligatory}
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GottaLoveElves Member
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posted March 03, 2009 07:52 AM
I'm especially annoyed with people I see everyday from just about every aspect of my life, and it's a real pain/headspin trying to figure out if the problem is in all of them, or in me.
__________________ MOTL's answer to Billy Crystal. He's old enough to know what's right, but young enough not to choose it. He's noble enough to win the world, but weak enough to lose it. "Pray to God? Nahh. I pray to Hitler. He gets things done." Long Story Short... (My Blog) 04/28/02
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The WORST ever Member
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posted March 03, 2009 09:29 AM
quote: Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: blah blahEdit: EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER
i hate you more than alot. __________________ "Am I the one you think I am, or just the one you didn't expect?" we miss you man.i heart pyr0
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pyr0ma5ta Banned
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posted March 03, 2009 12:17 PM
This* made me lol.*not a roll of any kind. quote: Originally posted by The WORST ever: i hate you more than alot.
quote: Originally posted by The WORST ever's sig: i heart pyr0
__________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
[Edited 2 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 03, 2009]
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yakusoku Member
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posted March 03, 2009 12:51 PM
My friend forwarded this to me.Many I had seen before, like the "Toy Yoda" incident, the woman concerned about noise affecting her baby, and the "camel toads" letter, but most were new to me.
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pyr0ma5ta Banned
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posted March 03, 2009 01:03 PM
quote: Originally posted by yakusoku: My friend forwarded this to me.
Moar YTMND. __________________ This message brought to you by MOTL's very own fancy biologist.Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.
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cerberus Moderator
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posted March 03, 2009 04:54 PM
I just watched a "How It's Made" episode about wooden shoes, and thought of Selvaxri.__________________ "Think for Yourself. Question Authority." cerberus
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Selvaxri Banned
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posted March 03, 2009 06:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by cerberus: I just watched a "How It's Made" episode about wooden shoes, and thought of Selvaxri.
wha-huh? please explain... or not. did my taxes early, need some money for the Emerald City ComiCon... this will help out alot. @nudedog (not a typo ), i could care less about reviews. if i like/hate the game, regardless of what other people say, i'll still like/hate said game I like Onchanbara. so, STFU.
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nderdog Moderator
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posted March 03, 2009 06:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by cerberus: I just watched an X-Play episode where they reviewed that craptastic Onechambura, Bikini Bimbos or whatever that they gave a 1-star (pretty sure they'd have given it negative stars if they had that option), and thought of Selvaxri.
Fixed. __________________ There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here!All your Gruul Nodorogs are belong to me. Trade them to me, please! Report rules violations. Remember the Auctions Board!
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Bugger Member
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posted March 03, 2009 06:18 PM
quote: Originally posted by nderdog: Fixed.
So if mods do it it's okay? Careful Nder, you're corrupting innocent children. :P __________________ You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people! -Hugh Laurie, House {03-06-09}{shooting fish in a barrel}{obligatory}
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nderdog Moderator
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posted March 03, 2009 06:47 PM
quote: Originally posted by Bugger: So if mods do it it's okay? Careful Nder, you're corrupting innocent children. :P
??? __________________ There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here!All your Gruul Nodorogs are belong to me. Trade them to me, please! Report rules violations. Remember the Auctions Board!
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cerberus Moderator
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posted March 03, 2009 07:19 PM
I was making a secret santa reference from a few years back. Maybe I've got the wrong person in mind?__________________ "Think for Yourself. Question Authority." cerberus
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