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Tha Gunslinga
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posted March 01, 2009 08:55 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for Tha Gunslinga Click Here to Email Tha Gunslinga Send a private message to Tha Gunslinga Click to send Tha Gunslinga an Instant MessageVisit Tha Gunslinga's Homepage  Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote View Tha Gunslinga's Trade Auction or SaleView Tha Gunslinga's Trade Auction or Sale
That sounds more like Everclear to me.
pyr0ma5ta
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quote:
Originally posted by Ml490:
180 Proof Vodka is a bad Idea.

Always.


180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, go with the HPLC grade ethanol. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like bioaccumulating carcinogens.

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So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.



[Edited 1 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 01, 2009]

 
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Work not done.

Probably failing AP Stats right now.

Suck.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, have Kyle make it for you. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like hanging out with Kyle.



You ain't kidding. Too bad you missed your chance, suga. *kiss*
 
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quote:
Originally posted by puregoblinboy47:

You ain't kidding. Too bad you missed your chance, suga. *kiss*

Hon, we'll still hang out sometime. And I'll beat you at the game.

Speaking of The Game, I just lost.

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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.

 
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Played a game (two actually, but last one isnt complete) of Axis and Allies (board game) with 4 friends. I was British Empire and the Allies won because of a powerful joint strike on Italy (A sort of D day) with 6 transports full (7 infantry, 5 tanks), 2 Battleship providing artillery strike), 9 fighters and 2 bombers
Germans had 7 tanks, and 8 infantries to defend. We won the dies and won the game

Started another game with the Japanese. The "evils" are not doing too bad, but economically, the allies are winning against us. What to do? Attack at all cost, or wait? That is the question!
My german ally is actually in a sort of cold war against the Russians at Caucasse - Ukraine (German is stronger economically, but the Russian can build troops directly at Caucasse and can bring more from Moscow. British has just lost his entire fleet (i lost a part of mine in a great battle near India). USA isnt on Europe ground yet. They have a lot of infantry in China (which is blocking my path to Russia) and Britain has a factory in India that is capable of building three infantries each turn just to hold me from attacking Russia! I think the only way we can win this is by attacking Russia on East (not defended). That means i will have to defeat both China/India or at least one of the two armies (neither have tanks/aircraft, so they cant really coutnerattack). Put some pressure on the East, and the German will be able to overrun Russia If we do it quick, British won't be able to help for a while (he lost all his ships after all) and USA is still far from being a threat. He does have some transports, but the best he can do is drop them in Africa (he cant, not yet at least, drop them on Europe ; he will need more transports to do that).

what a great game that is

Robert

 
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My g/f allowed her friend to use my computer and she went to the site of myspace.com and used yahoo im.

I obtained Antivirus 360, I malicous vicous spyware/virus/malware attacker on a computer. I am hoping I got rid of it. I think I did.

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quote:
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
180 is for wimps. Reagent grade, 100% pure ethanol is for real men. For a screwdriver that'll really kick your ass, go with the HPLC grade ethanol. It comes with a healthy dose of benzene. Nothing says "drunk" like bioaccumulating carcinogens.


Blindness ftw...?

Blacking out is not fun times, although it was just onto a couch so no stories, sorry.

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quote:
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
Hon, we'll still hang out sometime. And I'll beat you at the game.

Speaking of The Game, I just lost.


HA, I wo-- crap. Never mind.

In other news, getting eliminated from WW a day before you could have devoted a full one to planning the endgame= fail. Still, it was fun.

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I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.

Um....thank you, cracked.com?

http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html

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quote:
Originally posted by Bugger:
I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.

Um....thank you, cracked.com?

http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html


What a gyp. It's time for a picnic!

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I knew about gyp, but the others are news to me.

Not that any of those words are actually racist anymore.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by Bugger:
I just discovered that my username is a middle-ages slang term for a bulgarian homosexual.

Um....thank you, cracked.com?

http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html


Bugg'er? Hardly know 'er!

/helpful

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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.



[Edited 1 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 02, 2009]

 
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What really suprises me is that so many of you actually clicked a link that came after six pages of solid rickrolling.
Guess I'm trustworthy.

Also: 1002nd post! Woo!

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I'm especially annoyed with people I see everyday from just about every aspect of my life, and it's a real pain/headspin trying to figure out if the problem is in all of them, or in me.

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quote:
Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta:
blah blah

Edit: EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER


i hate you more than alot.

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pyr0ma5ta
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This* made me lol.

*not a roll of any kind.

quote:
Originally posted by The WORST ever:
i hate you more than alot.


quote:
Originally posted by The WORST ever's sig:
i heart pyr0


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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.



[Edited 2 times, lastly by pyr0ma5ta on March 03, 2009]

 
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My friend forwarded this to me.

Many I had seen before, like the "Toy Yoda" incident, the woman concerned about noise affecting her baby, and the "camel toads" letter, but most were new to me.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by yakusoku:
My friend forwarded this to me.


Moar YTMND.

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Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits:
So during intertron, the sperm fertilizes the egg inside the intertubes, and nine months later you have a happy meme and papa.

 
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I just watched a "How It's Made" episode about wooden shoes, and thought of Selvaxri.

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quote:
Originally posted by cerberus:
I just watched a "How It's Made" episode about wooden shoes, and thought of Selvaxri.


wha-huh? please explain... or not.

did my taxes early, need some money for the Emerald City ComiCon... this will help out alot.

@nudedog (not a typo ), i could care less about reviews. if i like/hate the game, regardless of what other people say, i'll still like/hate said game
I like Onchanbara. so, STFU.


[Edited 1 times, lastly by Selvaxri on March 03, 2009]

 
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quote:
Originally posted by cerberus:
I just watched an X-Play episode where they reviewed that craptastic Onechambura, Bikini Bimbos or whatever that they gave a 1-star (pretty sure they'd have given it negative stars if they had that option), and thought of Selvaxri.

Fixed.

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quote:
Originally posted by nderdog:
Fixed.


So if mods do it it's okay? Careful Nder, you're corrupting innocent children. :P

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quote:
Originally posted by Bugger:
So if mods do it it's okay? Careful Nder, you're corrupting innocent children. :P


???

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I was making a secret santa reference from a few years back. Maybe I've got the wrong person in mind?

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