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Originally posted by B14ckM4g3:
iplaneswalk - Your enchantment is a remake. Unacceptable. Your sliver is fine, don't change it. Your black sorcery fails to meet criteria: It does not kill creatures. It is OP as all ****!
One more opporunity for you to change. Please read criteria for cards carefully before submitting

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Where in the rules does it say that the black card has to kill creatures? I just want this clarified, because Tom came up with a great card idea before I read this post..

Thanks,
Jazaray

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A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick:
There was a nice lassie named Jaz
Many wished to have what she has,
A delicate face,
A soft warm embrace,
And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz.

WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom.

Thanks,
Jazaray

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A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick:
There was a nice lassie named Jaz
Many wished to have what she has,
A delicate face,
A soft warm embrace,
And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz.

WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom.

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Originally posted by B14ckM4g3:
Card 3:

You're a blackmage, you cast the spells that make the people fall down. Don't get it? SORCERY! Gimme a new one. Something that makes the people fall down. Make it crappy and overcosted. We're talking explosive impact here.

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Originally posted by B14ckM4g3:
Maybe I haven't explained it well. I want a crappy black sorcery that pertains to removal.

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Originally posted by B14ckM4g3:
Card 1:

I want a creature enchantment. That's right - AURA! CMC of either 2 or 3, any color(s) of your choice, but only in the COMMON OR UNCOMMON SLOT! Watch your power level!!!

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1.
Niv-Mizzet's Charm
Uncommon - 1UR
Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature has flying and haste.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combate damage to a player, if you played an instant this turn, draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever you play a sorcery, enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Definately not overpowered, at best a turn 3 2/2 flyer that gets benefits on turn 4 normally. A bit of a mixture between Curiosity and Firebreating.

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Card 2:

How about something fun? I want a new unhinged card. Any color, any cost (BUT NOT MULTICOLORED). Make it a RARE card! (Flavor text for this one = bonus points)

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I dislike Unhinged. And Unglued. But here goes, Flavor text wise I could think of only one thing that's popular at the moment.

Hill Billy, Life Saver
Rare - 1B
Legendary creature - Human Savior

You can only play Hill Billy, Life Saver if you are eating fastfood.
Whenever you here a sirene, sacrifice Hill Billy, Life Saver.
Tap: Remove target Aura that is enchanting a creature from the game. Then return that creature to its owners' hand.
Whenever Hill Billy, Life Saver blocks a white creature, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Listen to or do the salsa: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Hill Billy, Life Saver by black or red sources this turn.

1/1

"Why not enjoy the good life when you save lives." Hill Billy quote

For the perceptive ones amongst us, yes, this is Charles Ramsey on a Magic card. Or at least, I tried. America's latest national hero deserves a card I though.
First off, the casting cost is 1B, but mainly because he's black (that's not a racist thing..).
The fastfood reference is obvious, with his quotes of McDonalds and eating ribs.
The sirene thing refers to him being startled by the police sirene, a funny effect IMO.
His tap ability is useful in case of Arrest/Pacifism effects, referring to the shackles/chains that the women were held captive with.
The blocking/protection thing is a referral to his quote about a white girl jumping into a black man's arms.
And the protection from red/black comes from him hanging out with the bad guys (the bad guys are designated red/black by me)

The flavor text was hard. I wanted to use an actual quote but thought that wasn't original, so I used his references to McDonalds as an inspiration.

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Card 3:

You're a blackmage, you cast the spells that make the people fall down. Don't get it? SORCERY! Gimme a new one. Something that makes the people fall down. Make it crappy and overcosted. We're talking explosive impact here.

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Open the Void
Rare - 5BBB
Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses X life, where X is the number of creatures he or she controlled.

"Send them all down!"

Overcosted sorceries are rarely full of text or complicated. At least since Ice Age. In my pauper tourneys I play a lot with Life's Finale which is fine for 6, and although the lose life is an ok addition to this card it's casting cost and fact that creatures can still regenerate make it crappy enough.

Well, I hope it's enough for round 2, again thanks for doing this!
Cheers,

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"..for each creature they control that dies this way.."

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Originally posted by Devonin:
I feel like 'open the void' wants to say something like

"..for each creature they control that dies this way.."

or

"Each creature gains 'If this creature goes to the graveyard from play this turn, its controller loses 1 life' until end of turn. Destroy all creatures"

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Thanks, yeah I was struggling a bit with that one. I'm not sure if I am allowed to re-submit my post for this or not?

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Originally posted by AEther Storm:
Thanks, yeah I was struggling a bit with that one. I'm not sure if I am allowed to re-submit my post for this or not?

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Infestation of Knowledge
(1U/B)
(Uncommon)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land is a 2/2 rat with shroud, whenever Stronghold of Knowledge deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Stronghold of knowledge is still a land.

"Great men themselves had become rats" - Elborg, the philosopher

I thought Enchant lands in the recent sets were a good idea but most were unplayable.

Card 2:

Kiss Ass
(3WW)
Rare
Creature - Donkey Cleric
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield flip a coin if heads each sacrifices all creatures, if tails each player untaps all permanents he/she controls.

"The Stallion of Akroma, the Pegasus of mules!"

1{1/2}/5

All of the Ass cards from Unhinged are by far the funnest!

Card 3:

(Name of Card)
5B
Uncommon
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature and draws a card.

Blessing of the Devout WGU
Enchantment - Aura - Uncommon
If you have 20 or less life, enchanted creature has first strike. If you have 15 or less life, enchanted creature has flying. If you have 10 or less life, enchanted creature is unblockable. If you have 5 or less life, enchanted creature has lifelink.

Card 2:

Army Drill Sergeant 3GG
Creature - Human Soldier

X, Tap, target player performs X push-UPS. For each failed attempt, that player loses 1 life, or sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Get up, maggot!"

Card 3:

Death of a Vampire 3BB
Tribal Sorcery - Vampire
Kicker 1B

Incompetence

BUW Uncommon

Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature gets -0/-4 and loses any activated abilities.

If Incompetence would be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand
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I dont know if they made this, or not. I was thinking of Rancor when I made this. This would be esper's new control spell

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card 2

Wliver

WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Sacred Bond

BBBBBBBBBB

Sorcery Mythic

Sacred Bond Cost B less for each player in the game.

Until end of turn, all creatures gain

sacrifice: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Until end of turn, whenever a creature dies, return it to its owner's hand.
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Makes the players go boom

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Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:

Natural Ancestry

G1 Uncommon

Enchantment-Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver

WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Sabotage

B8 Mythic

Sorcery

Sabotage cost one less for each creature on the battlefield.

Each creature deals 5 damage to its controller.

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I love the power of Blasphemous Act. I used it before Boros Reckoner was born. I look at "Sagotage" as a scheme that resembles Blood Artist and such. Serious threat in Multiplayer

[QUOTE]Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:
Card 1

Natural Ancestry

G1 Uncommon

Enchantment-Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver
WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Leyline of Rationing

WU4 (Mythic)

Enchantment

If Leyline of Rationing is in your opening hand, and you are going first, you may play it without paying the casting cost.

Whenever a player plays a creature spell, if he/she controls more than 2 creatures, he/she must sacrifice a creature of their choice.

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Battlefield Ascension
WWW Uncommon
Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted Creature gains flying, first strike and vigilance.

"After thousands of battles, and thousands of prayers, the truly devout are blessed to carry on"

- Picture- a body with it's soul being drawn up towards the the heavens.

*Symbolism: Refers to a soul turning into an angel.

Card 2.

Change Places!
4RR Rare
Instant

Whenever Change Places! is cast from anywhere, all players place their in game hands on the table face down and change seats, moving one seat clockwise. All in game elements continue with each player picking up the face down hand in front of them.

"Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, move dowwwwn!" ~ Mad Hatter

-Picture- The tea party from Alice in Wonderland

*Symbolism: ....The tea party.. from Alice in Wonderland..

Card 3

Cabal Consequences
5B Uncommon
Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment

They want you to believe it's only a phase.

-Picture- A young person performing a ritual with a surprised look on his face, as though "something" went wrong.

*Symbolism: A backfired spell.

Thanks,
Jazaray

***For some reason, when I preview, it puts a link on the word "target", if it's there, don't click it.

__________________
A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick:
There was a nice lassie named Jaz
Many wished to have what she has,
A delicate face,
A soft warm embrace,
And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz.

WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom.

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Originally posted by Jazaray:

Card 3

Cabal Consequences
5B Uncommon
Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment

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Just for the fact that Black can nuke an enchantment

anyways:

Card 1:

Temptations Wings
WU - Uncommon
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and gains flying .

When Temptations Wings is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may draw a card.

”I gave my life to reason, so now I'm watching my life go” - Down
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Just a fair aura that has the twist of a bonus when it, rather than the creature it enchants, dies.

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Card 2:
Yawgmoth’s Bargain Hunt
UUBB - Rare
Sorcery

Until the end of turn, no player can lose the game and no player can win the game.

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost and your opponents gain life equal to its converted mana cost.

Whoa Nelly! - When this spell resolves, copy it unless any opponent says, “Whoa Nelly!”

”"I like this old fart, but he's digging his own grave right now.” - Darrell Sheets
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Yawgmoth’s Bargain meets Storage Wars.

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Card 3:

Malignant Prosperity
4BBBB - Rare
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all creatures they control. Then each player loses life equal the total power of the creatures they sacrificed this way. Then each player draws a number of cards equal to the total toughness of the creatures they sacrificed this way.

You look up when you wish to be exalted. And I look down because I am exalted.” - Freiderich Nietzsche
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No gain no pain no gain

"Get up, maggot!"

I already have the illustration in my head. Very nice Link

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Originally posted by Link139232:
Card 1:

Blessing of the Devout WGU
Enchantment - Aura - Uncommon
If you have 20 or less life, enchanted creature has first strike. If you have 15 or less life, enchanted creature has flying. If you have 10 or less life, enchanted creature is unblockable. If you have 5 or less life, enchanted creature has lifelink.

Card 2:

Army Drill Sergeant 3GG
Creature - Human Soldier

X, Tap, target player performs X push-UPS. For each failed attempt, that player loses 1 life, or sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Get up, maggot!"

Card 3:

Death of a Vampire 3BB
Tribal Sorcery - Vampire
Kicker 1B

All creatures become vampires until end of turn. Destroy all vampires, they can't be regenerated. If the kicker cost was paid, target opponent loses 2 life for each creature put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn, and you gain that much life.

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Originally posted by Link139232:
Army Drill Sergeant 3GG
Creature - Human Soldier

X, Tap, target player performs X push-UPS. For each failed attempt, that player loses 1 life, or sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Get up, maggot!"

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Cute little girl scout GGG4 R
Creature - Protozoic era Crustacean
RB3 Tap : Cute little girl scout requests 3 1/2 life points from target player. If that player agrees target player loses 3 1/2 life points and Cute Little Girl Scout's controller gains 3 1/2 life points. If target player refuses Cute Little Girl Scout untaps, and becomes a 16/16 legendary creature named "Loch Ness Monster" and gains annihilator 1.

"Oh, I just need about tree-fiddy"
- The goddamn Loch Ness Monster
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Nuke
RRRR8 Mythic
Sorcery

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Originally posted by Chargingrhinos:

Nuke
RRRR8 Mythic
Sorcery

Nuke deals 8 damage to each creature you don't control. This damage is colorless, and cannot be prevented.
Your goody-two-shoes attitude is gettin' old! Flare!
—Palom
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You want explosive impactful, super powerful sorcery related to Blackmages? Check! Check! Checkity Check Check!

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Isn't it supposed to be a black spell though?

Thanks,
Jazaray

__________________
A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick:
There was a nice lassie named Jaz
Many wished to have what she has,
A delicate face,
A soft warm embrace,
And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz.

WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom.

Card 1:
Ghostly Mantle
1U - Uncommon
Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is a Spirit in addition to it's other types.
2U: Exile enchanted creature, return it to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step. Attach Ghostly Mantle to another creature you control.

DESCRIPTION: Two things I've discovered after returning to magic. 1) Blue is amazing 2)I like to flicker things. This was my attempt at a useable flickering creature enchantment.

Card 2:
Power Creep
5RRR - Rare
Creature - Ouphe Giant

Vigilance
(R)Tap: Flip a coin, if it comes up heads you win the game.
Player 1: The new set's power creep is ridiculous...
Player 2: Power Creep? I Didn't realize it was a reprint.

5/5

DESCRIPTION: I always chuckle/shed a tear when I look back at some of the creatures I "use" to think were good.

Card 3:
Touch of the Void
6BBB - Mythic Rare
Sorcery

When Touch of the Void is played remove your library from the game.
Shuffle the cards from your graveyard and hand into your library. Reveal the top ten cards of your library, put all permanents revealed into play. Then put the remaining cards into your hand.

DESCRIPTION: A true black sorcery should not only be over costed through mana, but it should make your entire existence feel the repercussion of playing a spell of such power.

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Originally posted by daner:
Cute card Link....but 1.This would be easy for some, and 2.This is the biggie....would you really want some of the Magic players you see attempting to do pushups? Don't they smell enough already? I could see a very large stinky man trying to do them, sweating his butt off...then you have to sit across from him for the remainder of the match...plus anyone else he plays that day. No thanks.

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