Okay, so here are the rules:

1. Cards must be playable in an actual game of magic (unless requested, no nonsensical/real world cards)
2. One entry per person (unless otherwise asked for more)
3. Please do not edit posts! if edit's are necessary, Make a new post quoting yourself and make your adjustments. Only one adjustment per entry(cannot be something that somebody else has stated, this is for minor details like forgetting subtype or fixing typos)
4. I will be deciding the winner. I'll use all kinds of judgements such as: Power/balance of card, how well it suits its colors, Theme of card/set, creativity, and just how much I damn well like it.
5. There will be prizes!
6. Constructive criticism is alright, but nothing offensive. Also, continuing to flood the forum with your opinion over someones card is frowned upon.
Let's continue!

There is no restriction to signing up. Just post your card and get judged by (the one-and-only) B14CKM4G3!

ENTRANTS and SCORES!

Round 1 results

Skizzikmonger: 19.5/30
Coasterdude: 19.5/30
Fluffycow: 20.5/30
ryan2754: 18.5/30
Daner: 14.5/30
Legendmagic: 18.5/30
Junichi: 24.5/30
KGthelegend: 24.5/30
Aetherstorm: 20.5/30
coolcat3000: 19.5/30
Link139232: 14/30
iplaneswalk: 22.5/30
jazaray: 21.5/30
ChargingRhinos: 24.5/30
Mcelecra: 16.5/30
Ectomaniac: 16.5/30
AGO: 20.5/30
Harbingerofthevoid: 14/30

Round 2 Results
skizzikmonger 18+19.5
38.5/60
fluffycow 20.5+24
44.5/60
aetherstorm 20.5+24
44.5/60
iplaneswalk 22.5+19
41.5/60
ryan2754 18.5+22
40.5/60
coolcat3000 19.5+23
42.5/60
kgthelegend 24.5+25.5
50/60
jazaray 21.5+21
42.5/60
junichi 24.5+23.5
48/60
chargingrhinos 24.5+20.5
45/60
AGO 20.5+0(no entry)
20.5

Structure:
1. At least 3 rounds, possibly(probably) more. Possibly a bonus round.
2. Judging is between 0-10. Cards with 0 have been DQ'd as not meeting the criteria.
3. Everyone is elgible for the first two rounds. After that, cuts will be made.
4. Use of Bolds/Italiacs is appreciated!
5. A brief summary/description of your cards can assist your score!
6. You may make your card(s) posts in several different, but please use Copy & Paste to make a final post with all the cards in it. This makes my life easier.

How I want your card delivered:

(Name of Card)
(casting cost) (rarity)
(card type) (subtype)

(base text)
(flavor text)

(power/toughness/loyalty)
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(description/summary)

This again, is to make my life easier. The more it's followed, the more I'll like your entry. Things being forgotten can hurt your score!

Card 1:

I want a creature enchantment. That's right - AURA! CMC of either 2 or 3, any color(s) of your choice, but only in the COMMON OR UNCOMMON SLOT! Watch your power level!!!

Card 2:

How about something fun? I want a new unhinged card. Any color, any cost (BUT NOT MULTICOLORED). Make it a RARE card! (Flavor text for this one = bonus points)

Card 3:

You're a blackmage, you cast the spells that make the people fall down. Don't get it? SORCERY! Gimme a new one. Something that makes the people fall down. Make it crappy and overcosted. We're talking explosive impact here.
Clarification:
I would prefer a black spell (can be multicolored) that removes creatures (can do other things) that is really crappy (too much mana for too little of an effect) that nobody would ever want to play.
Alternatively, you can base the spell off of any spell 'Blackmage' could cast and it would still qualify as it would be a spell blackmage would use (see chargingrhinos post about 'nuke').

ALRIGHT! So round 1 is up, and you may begin!

I took the hybrid spells that let you do both things if you pay both colors (like Dawnglow Infusion) and mixed it with the cycle of cards from RAV and GPT (like Revenant Patriarch).

Card 2:
The Unwashed Masses
2BB (R)
Creature-Human Hippie
Protection from soap and from water.
Whenever The Unwashed Masses blocks or becomes
blocked by a red or white creature, The Unwashed
Masses gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
"We have to back to Boulder?!?!? But those hippies smell awful!"
-Nebraska football
6/6

Used the Nebraska/CU football "rivalry" for inspiration. The -5/-5 is in reference to Nebraska's 5 national titles. I made it 6/6 because its P/T of 1/1 after it shrinks is in reference to CU's 1 national championship. The name and flavor text are just knocks against Boulder.

Card 1:
Demonic Emergence
1B - Common
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, its controller loses 3 life.

With great power comes reckless abandon.
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I wanted to make something that would be the black antithesis to Armadillo Cloak; an Unholy Strength that's out of control.

Card 2:
Cabal Therapist
B - Rare
Creature - Human Cleric

Whenever an opponent would draw a card, they reveal it and put it into your hand instead. If they do, put a card from your hand into that opponent's hand.

"And how does that make you feel?"

1/1
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I had a little trouble with the wording on this one, but I think this works like I want. Think of the therapist as replacing ideas in your head with different ones.
Originally, this was going to be a Phyrexian Shrink, but I happen to have a Cabal Therapy on my desk, and who better to administer Cabal therapy than a Cabal therapist?

Card 3:
Exterminate
5BBB - Rare
Sorcery

Card 1:
Mindless Assault
UB (Uncommon)
Enchantment – Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+1

Sacrifice enchanted creature: attach ~ to target creature

I think this would be very good in draft, the ability to make your opponent really scratch his head during combat is a lot of fun.

Card 2:
Magical Personal Trainer
2RG (rare)
Creature – Human Wizard

If your opponent has a carbonated beverage or any food with chocolate, you may cast ~ without paying its mana cost. If you do, ~ gains split-second.

At end of turn, if you have a carbonated beverage or any food with chocolate, return ~ to its owner’s hand.

Haste

Tap: Double target creature’s power and half its defense (round up, this effect does not end at end of turn)

“Hup, two, three, four,
You’re gonna have that fat butt no more.”
-The Deadly Insect’s workout plan

Card 3:
Void Storm
4BBB (mythic)
Sorcery

Choose one – target player exiles a card from his or her hand, exile target creature or exile target land.

Storm

Flashback – BBBBBB

Big, black and terrible.

1.
Furied Growth
1RG - U
Enchantment - Aura

Enchanted Creature gets +2/+1, trample, and can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.

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Fits the color pie. Elegant. Similar to other 3CMC auras in power level.

2. Old MacDonald
4GW - R
Legendary Creature - Human Farmer

All other creatures you control get +4/+4.

If a red, blue, or black creature or spell would deal damage to other creatures you control, prevent it.

If a red, blue, or black creature would deal damage to Old MacDonald, destroy Old MacDonald and all other creatures you control.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E....Old MacDonald's farm is gone, E I E I O

2/2
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Adding P/T is Green and Whites forte. Fire would blaze the farm, water would drown it, and black would plague it. He protects his farm, but he dies, everything else dies.

3. Soulless Fortune
XXBBBB - R
As an additional cost to ~, pay X life.
Destroy X target permanants.

The sorcerer may have sold his soul, but he took multiple others with him.

(Natural Ancestry)

(G1) (Uncommon)

(Enchantment-Aura)

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver
WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Leyline of Rationing

WU4 (Mythic)

Enchantment

If Leyline of Rationing is in your opening hand, and you are going first, you may play it without paying the casting cost.

Whenever a player plays a creature spell, if he/she controls more than 2 creatures, he/she must sacrifice a creature of their choice.

quote:

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Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:
card 3

Leyline of Rationing

WU4 (Mythic)

Enchantment

If Leyline of Rationing is in your opening hand, and you are going first, you may play it without paying the casting cost.

Whenever a player plays a creature spell, if he/she controls more than 2 creatures, he/she must sacrifice a creature of their choice.

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Definitely broken

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I think you missed the part about this being a black sorcery.

quote:

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Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:
Card 1

(Natural Ancestry)

(G1) (Uncommon)

(Enchantment-Aura)

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver
WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Leyline of Rationing

WU4 (Mythic)

Enchantment

If Leyline of Rationing is in your opening hand, and you are going first, you may play it without paying the casting cost.

Whenever a player plays a creature spell, if he/she controls more than 2 creatures, he/she must sacrifice a creature of their choice.

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Definitely broken

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quote:

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Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:

Card 2

Wliver
WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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UBW - Uncommon

Enchantment - Aura

Target creature gets flying and fear. When target creature deal combat damage you may choose one. Target player discards a card, target player draws a card the discards a card, or target playes gains life equal to the number of permanents of the chosen color of that players choice he/she controls.

"~Wings of hope, prosperity or despair...you decide."

I really like Esper, and while I wish I could have made this a rare constructed quality card I think it fits the power level of Uncommon. Also, it makes you think about your decision...which fits the Esper theme.

2. The DCI Strike Again!

1WW - Rare

Sorcery

Name a card, that card cannot be played. If a player draws it you must play with it revealed to your opponent. If you choose a land that land can be played, but only can produce colorless mana.(ex: If you choose Island they only produce 1 colorless, effects that detroy Islands are still in effect. They cannot however produce more than a single mana.)

"~Islands are broken....time to ban them."

Islands are broken.....nuff said

3. Revelation

6BBBB - Mythic

Sorcery

Remove each creature from the game and remove each graveyeard from the game. Put a 2/2 Black Zombie token into play for each creature removed this way from play and all graveyards.

"~When there is no more room left in Hell....the dead will walk the Earth."

G1 Uncommon

Enchantment-Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver

WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Sabotage

B8 Mythic

Sorcery

Sabotage cost one less for each creature on the battlefield.

Each creature deals 5 damage to its controller.

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I love the power of Blasphemous Act. I used it before Boros Reckoner was born. I look at "Sagotage" as a scheme that resembles Blood Artist and such. Serious threat in Multiplayer

quote:

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Originally posted by iPLANESWALK:
Card 1

Natural Ancestry

G1 Uncommon

Enchantment-Aura

Enchant Creature

Enchanted creature Cannot Attack or Block.

Enchanted creature gains
t: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool

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Basically turns the creature into a land. Kind of like a Pacifism, but leaves them with something to do with the stagnant body. Could possibly be used to combo out as well. Havent thought that deep into it

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Card 2

Wliver
WW Rare

Creature-non sliver

Even though Wliver isnt really a sliver, it still benefits from all effects of other slivers

kids these days and their damn rap music

1/1
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I imagine an evolved sliver, like the ones from the M14 spoilers. Maybe he has some cool swag on.

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card 3

Leyline of Rationing

WU4 (Mythic)

Enchantment

If Leyline of Rationing is in your opening hand, and you are going first, you may play it without paying the casting cost.

Whenever a player plays a creature spell, if he/she controls more than 2 creatures, he/she must sacrifice a creature of their choice.

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Definitely broken

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Enchantment - Aura

Target creature gets +1/+1, hexproof and is a wizard in addition to any other creature types

" A forged wizards robe is made of the best materials in all the realms."

i really like mono blue and with all the elves,goblins and other creature types getting a push lets bring back wizards

2. Weeping Goblin Child

R - Rare

Creature - goblin

Double strike

At start of your precombat phase flip a coin, if its heads
weeping goblin child may attack this turn. If its tails exile weeping goblin child, return it at the end of your turn

"The goblin young are are deadly and weak at the same time. never under estimate them. (Eladamri) ."

2/1

i really like crazy goblins and unhinged can be just that

3. Griselbrand's Champions

7BBB - Mythic

Sorcery

Target opponent sacifices 3 creatures. You put three 3/3 lifelink demon tokens with haste,flying onto the battlefield. These tokens have the abilitie. everytime you lose life, half that life loss this turn ( this number rounds up) sacifice these tokens at end of turn

" my best demons of all evil marched forward, the fight was coming close (griselbrand) "

Gobbly McGoblin
1/1 R
Comes into play tapped. Haste.

Expect the unexpected

2.) Grammar Nazi
1U (rare)
Creature - Donkey Wizard
Whenever your opponent makes a grammatical error, you may draw a card.

Grammar, not grammer!
0/1

3.) Bloodbath
7BB (rare)
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. Each opponent loses life equal to the total power of all creatures destroyed this way.

Death is just the beginning.

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Lifebond

1WW Uncommon

Enchantment- Aura

Enchant Creature

When this enchantment enters play, choose target permanent at random. Enchanted creature is tapped when the target is and untapped when it is. Tap target permanent.
"We share everything. Both the good and the bad."
~Skyhunter Twins

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In The Buff

U/B U/B Rare

Enchantment

At the begining of each upkeep roll 5 dice:
If you roll two pairs, nothing happens.
If you roll a low straight, creatures you control have +0/+3 until end of turn.
If you roll a high straight, creatures you control have +3/+0 until end of turn.
If you fail to roll any of the above, remove a piece of clothing or sacrifice creature.

"You know, I'm bound to win eventually! Till then, BEHOLD!"

---KILL SPELL---

Murderous Rampage

4 GG BB RR

Sorcery

As an additional cost, pay x life
Target creature with power x/2 rounded up gains deathtouch until end of turn. It then fights every other creature it's controller has in play.
It's controller sacrifices it at begining of the end step.

Changeling(This card is every creature type at all times.)
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature +3/-3 and loses all creature types.
3BB: Return Faceless Inversion to its owner's hand.

Plain and simple I love Nameless Inversion and think it would be awesome as an enchantment with the ability to be returned to its owner's hand ala Agoraphobia.
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PewPew...Tacos?
4R - Rare
Sorcery

PewPew...Tacos? deals 5 damage to target player.
If PewPew...Tacos? kills that player PewPew...Tacos? controller must buy 2 tacos(or equivalent fast food item) for the recently deceased player.
"So...soft shell or hard shell?"

My LGS is across the street from a Taco Bell and so many trades are evened out and bets paid for in tacos that it's unreal.
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Black Out
4BBBB - Mythic
Sorcery

Black Out can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Each player sacrifices all non-land, non-black permanents he or she controls.

EDH-tastic to say the least, but still insanely powerful. I would play this card if they printed it, but I do run Xiahou Dun
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