Well, I decided to splurge and reward my good college grades with a box of MMA2015 ($195 on ebay.)I need a few things from it anyway; so I hope I open a Gruul Turf, or bust.
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Box opening commentary - I was originally going to record it, and post it to my youtube channel - but I forgot to go to my parents house and borrow their camera and tripod. And I don't have a stand for my phone. And just sheer laziness is preventing that from happening as well....
To the box itself - seems terribly flimsy.... But I don't buy boxes for the cardboard on the outside. The plastic wrap appears to be legitimate, and intact - a quick swipe with my Buck 279 folding knife that I sharpened last week easily frees the plastic from its grasp on the box and I rip it off with a small amount of glee. I emphasize "small amount" because I'm fully prepared to be disappointed by the contents of this box.
With the box now fully open and its display in position, I tossed out the advert and cardboard insert, and prepare my wallet to have yet another reason to consider me mentally challenged; oh well - this is for the fun of gambling, and because I need a single copy of Gruul Turf. Its a shame that they didn't put any other non-basics into this set, like the L/S filters or something. WotC knew how to scam us this time for sure....anyway, on to the first pack - and may my luck return to me for this box. Because that one box of Journey I got, and of Gatecrash made me swear of boxes forever. Apparently, I can't even hold my self to my own word on gambling....*sigh.*
First pack, it is in my hands (or was, since I have to type this,) it's got a noble hierach on the front. Interesting to note, the three visible packs in the box all have the same art showing - and I don't know which card it is.
-foil Sylvan Bounty, Endrek, Smokebraider, Orzhov Basilica, and Azorius Chancery. I've already shot myself in the foot with my Glock and I'm thinking to myself, the rest of this box is terrible....isn't it?
Full box results, because I'm to lazy to narrate my feelings on this box crakin':
Now, I know I said I wasn't going to narrate anymore...but uh, pack two was rather delicious: Faerie Machinist, Thoughtcast, Muldrifter, Bitterblossom, foil Ulamog's Crusher. So, that's three cards I actually need. Not bad, and one good one:
Now, on to the results and no more commentary - for real this time:
Pack 3: Creakwood Liege, Pelakka Wurm, foil Plagued Rusalka
Pack 4: Ulamog's Crusher, Splinter Twin, foil Smokebraider, Insect token (surprisingly, I needed the token.)
Pack 5: Precursor Golem, foil Plaxcaster Frogling (eewww pack.)
Pack 6: Mirran Crusader, foil Vampire Lacerator (ewww pack.)
Pack 7: Selesyna Sanctuary, Scube Mob, foil Pelakka Wurm (very thin top border miscut)
Pack 8: Everflowing Chalice, Ant Queen, foil Water Servant (trash pack)
Pack 9: Endrek, foil Darksteel Axe ( why the put Endrek in this set, I have no idea. I wish I never bought this box; I should have just bought singles like a smart person.)
Pack 10: Golgari Rot Farm, Rampant Growth, Precursor Golem, foil Wolfbrair Elemental (my rare foil of the box, and its trash.)
Pack 11 (I'm sobbing now) : Izzet Boilerworks, Ant Queen, foil Skyhunter Skirmisher
Pack 12: Dimir Aqueduct, Expedition Map, Mirran Crusader, foil Commune with Nature (my tears are pooling on the floor, its about ankle deep now.)
Pack 13: Remand, Spellskite, foil Rusted Relic.
Pack 14: Ulamog's Crusher, Reassembling Skeleton, Splinter Twin, foil Kami of the Ancient Law.
Pack 15: Izzet Boilerworks, Lightning Bolt, Hurkyl's Recall, foil Thrumming Bird.
Pack 16: Necrogenesis, Everflowing Chalice, Profane Command, foil Stormblood Berserker
Pack 17: Dimir Aqueduct, Muldrifter, Shadowmage Infiltrator, foil Inner-Flame Igniter
Pack 18: Hikari, Goyf, foil Dread Drone. I should probably stop opening packs, and sell the rest now. My luck is gone for the next two years.
Pack 19: Spikeshot Elder, foil Skyreach Manta (worst pack, ever.)
Pack 20: Rampant Growth, Ulamog's Crusher, Golgari Rot Farm, Spectral Procession, Mystic Snake, foil Darksteel Citadel
Pack 21: Rampant Growth, Spitebellows, Creakwood Liege, foil Vapor Snag.
Pack 22: Rampant Growth, Electrolyze, Shadowmage Infiltrator, foil Bone Splinters
Pack 23: Artistan of Kozilek, Hurkyl's Recall, foil Azorius Chancery
Pack 24: Rakdos Carnaium, Surrakur Spellblade, foil Guile.
Well, **** this box, and everything WotC stands for. not a single goddamn Gruul Turf? HOW?
Box value : ?
Foil Guile: 2.00
Foil Azorius Chancery: 3.50
Foil Vapor Snag: 3.00
Foil Darksteel Citadel: 4.75
Foil Ulamog's Crusher: 1.75
Lightining Bolt - 2.00
Electrolyze - 2.00
Remand - 8.00
2 Mirran Crusader - 2 ea. (4.00)
Spellskite - 18.00
2 Splinter Twin - 16 ea. (32.00)
2 Hurkyl's Recall - 4 ea. (8.00)
2 Creakwood Liege - 3 ea. (6.00)
Mystic Snake - 2.00
Scute Mob - 1.00
Tarmagoyf - 160.00
Bitterblossom - 32.00
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Total of notables: ~290
So, what is the lesson: If you don't open a Goyf, or a foil good mythic or rare, prepare your anus for a hard-learned lesson in finance.
(p.s. the Goyf and Bitterblossom are for trade in my thread; as is most of the other stuff.